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    Never assume that men understand

    NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

    The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

    The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

    NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.


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    I thought oral sex was talking about it.Is that vocal sex then?
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    No Oral-B sex is when you use the flatmates toothbrush.....

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    For fucks sake, the original poster and the two respondents in this thread are men .....

    Take the title of the thread, stop analysing, and just acknowledge.

    Enough said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    You are too kind..................but

    Women have eyes
    Women have personalities
    Women make great friends
    Women don't generally swear
    ....I can continue
    Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    You are too kind..................but

    Women have eyes
    Women have personalities
    Women make great friends
    Women don't generally swear
    ....I can continue
    Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..
    Hey Grahameeboy .....

    PM me ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    You are too kind..................but

    Women have eyes
    Women have personalities
    Women make great friends
    Women don't generally swear
    ....I can continue
    Maybe it is just me but breasts are the last thing on my mind...so many more important things..
    yes its true they have breasts

    they also have ummm
    breasts and ummm
    sorry lost track there thinking about breasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Hey Grahameeboy .....

    PM me ....
    Don't tease me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    your point is....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    yes its true they have breasts

    they also have ummm
    breasts and ummm
    You need reading glasses by the sounds it.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    your point is....
    I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    I have no point. I have no brain. I am a woman, I have breasts, a fabulous fat, squishy arse, and ears for listening to ABBA.
    And we love you for that...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then
    Oh my goodness, you poor poppet .... and your readiness to come in another thread.

    I just want to give you a great big hug!!!!

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