Serial Killer or Programmer

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by DeanOh
9/10....I work with some of those guys

The serial killers or the programmers?

or perhaps both?

A serial progammer perhaps?

lol

[PZR]

8/10
But then programmers are serial killers.
Responsible for the mass genocide of most normal humans sanity on a global scale.
Responsible for the shredding of reason and disection of common sense every time the computor crashes.
Responsible for the brutal slaying of common sense in the english launguage with "error comments"(?) and help messages.
Responsible for the brutal butchery of "the ability to ask for help", by producing the HELP section at the top of the screen full of meaningless explanations understood only by those who already know the answer.
And to cap it all off look at the human misery and loss created by Y2K

[twistymover]

6 out of 10. One I recognized. Bit silly really. Just shows that appearances are deceptive.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by PZR
8/10
But then programmers are serial killers.


Responsible for the brutal butchery of "the ability to ask for help", by producing the HELP section at the top of the screen full of meaningless explanations understood only by those who already know the answer.

Are we to assume then that you are a programmer?
Lol.

It always amuses me the answers you get from the help menus as many are either irrelevant or nonsensical.

[DeanOh]

Originally posted by Big Dog
The serial killers or the programmers?
or perhaps both?
A serial progammer perhaps?
lol

Both....
i worked for a Telco that was designing and producing network equipment, new technology. there were very scary dudes there, ultra intelligent, but slighty loopy. People that were able to relate better to a computer than another person, 35 yr old guys with 2 PHD's that still lived with their mums. 90% of their lives was work.
those are the type of guys that decide one day, that killing everyone in the office with an AK47 is the easiest way to make the office quiet.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by DeanOh
Both....

those are the type of guys that decide one day, that killing everyone in the office with an AK47 is the easiest way to make the office quiet.

The number of kills does not a serial killer make. By definition that is a mass murderer, a serial killer kills repeatedly on seperate occasions and for pleasure not silence......

ooops.....

Wasn't meant to admit to knowing that.....

LOL

[Kwaka-Kid]

8/10, and YES THAT FIRST GUY WAS SUCH A KILLER! shite.

George knows what i do, erm, what is on my name tag? "sterile supply technician" mehehe shift work 40 hours which is all i wanted b4 police force.. altho hey george, im looking into jumping outta hosp and going retail with Vodafone. :S dunno, pays better + porlly sundays off 4 racing etc.. have to look harder into it.  Was rental car dude b4 that - mechanic/sales/managment/runnnig business basically.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by Kwaka-Kid
"sterile supply technician"
mechanic

Point one, nuf said
Point 2, Be affraid be very afraid.

LMAO

[Kwaka-Kid]

haha! heeey! oh and my current 2nd job = geek who runs basic global 2000 accounting reports etc and throws them into excel etc and prints out for big boss @ hill and stewart and other managers etc...

but yeah, who i worked for before.. thats prolly where half my bad mechanic habbits come from daddy tought me right way... rental cars tought me wrong longest recorded car without oil change i think was 37,000km, eshk i felt sorry for the old Ford Telstar that had prolly done near 300,000km.   the amount of panel beating jobs i did too just to make money on the insurence money was very funny either.. altho i wasnt bad at that at all...

oh and the other trick, of not bothering to adjust belts, and just keep spraying that CRC belt grip shit on.. hahaha, ohh so funny