You might of heard this one but......
65 year old lady goes into hospital for some cosmetic surgery on her 'lady bits' downstairs (starting to look like a badly wrapped kebab if you know what I mean).
Anyway, wakes up afer the op and there are three bunches of flowers in the room.
"Who are these from?" she asks the doctor
"Well" says the doctor, "the first bunch is from your husband, he cant wait to get you home. The second is from me to say thanks for being such a model patient..."
"..and the third?" she enquired
"Ah yes" says the doctor, "they are from Mr smith in the burns ward to say thank you for the new ears"....
Boom frickety Boom,.......
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Originally Posted by Fatt Max
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