Since i got back i've been trying to kitesurf. But every morning i wake up with a hot intense feeling that needs to be itched, which is the early morning sun poking through the tiny slat on the venetian blinds, but that's a different story.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Gimme some wind so i can ride my kite dammit!

And if you can't do that clear up the roads so i can ride my 'cycle!




(ooh, and pay for the service and WOF that is due, ahmen).