Now I know why I don't like doctors!

**sunhuntin** · 23rd September 2008, 14:08

went to the doc last week about my knee, to try and get a medical to say i cant stand in one spot for 7 1/2 hours.
all the usual background-y stuff about why it hurts [bike vs car and knee sized dent in bike tank] upon mention of the tank "are you in the army?"

she has a look at my knee, "have you put on weight recently?" and i have, but its not the cause for knee pain, though its not helping matters either.
then she looks at my records and spends the rest of my appointment time nagging me to get a smear.

feckin useless woman. if i wanted a smear, id get one. stupid cow. go for a knee problem which gets blamed on excess weight, and end up being nagged about women problems instead. now i know why i dont volunterily go and see them. last time was 2003 for glandular fever where i was given meds that blocked up the plumbing and removed my only reason for struggling out of bed every day.

just a vent cos i damn well needed it.

**The Pastor** · 23rd September 2008, 14:10

Lay off the pork pies n cream donuts then.

**Okey Dokey** · 23rd September 2008, 14:40

Bike "tank" = army...what a classic! Guess she is not a good listener, your doctor.

**Stirts** · 23rd September 2008, 14:45

Go in for your knee and end up talking bout your fanny.......me finks your Dr needs to go back to med skool and learn more about human bio!!!

**nodrog:Me** · 23rd September 2008, 14:57

Originally Posted by Stirts

Go in for your knee and end up talking bout your fanny.......me finks your Dr needs to go back to med skool and learn more about human bio!!!

maybe the doctor was wondering what the smell was? i would have said feet if i was the doctor (only cos im polite)

**Brett** · 24th September 2008, 08:51

Originally Posted by nodrog

maybe the doctor was wondering what the smell was? I would have said feet if i was the doctor (only cos im polite)

lmfao.........

**slimjim** · 24th September 2008, 08:53

Originally Posted by nodrog

maybe the doctor was wondering what the smell was? i would have said feet if i was the doctor (only cos im polite)

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**sinfull** · 24th September 2008, 09:00

Got to love doctor dyke !!
Hell if i were a woman (i'd be a slut ! Off topic) i woulda used that and said you write me the medical i want and i'll jump in the stirrups for ya !

**007XX** · 24th September 2008, 09:00

Originally Posted by sunhuntin

just a vent cos i damn well needed it.

Bloddy oath you do...what a freakin moron that doc sounds like!

This is the very reason I have been to the same GP for 12 years now. I see him about maybe once every couple of years, but he's never let me down.

I'd seriously get a second doctor to have a look at your knee. You are entitled to question the diagnostic of the She-Bitch that just wasted your time. The trouble is, it can get a little expensive to find the right one.

good luck!

**Griffin** · 24th September 2008, 09:03

Originally Posted by nodrog

maybe the doctor was wondering what the smell was? i would have said feet if i was the doctor (only cos im polite)

Come on dude - the doc cant be that stupid, its one thing to mix up a bike petrol 'tank' with something army related but when was the last time you ever heard of feet that smelled like fish?