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    Sumings wrong with middle aged kiwi women.

    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
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    They probably just need some luvin

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.

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    I reckons some of them is a bit hawt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.
    I agree!

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    Mmmmm, red heads
    They be the naughtiest ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.
    Hmm, got the Harley - now just need banker/accountant/office type job to complete the picture...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Mmmmm, red heads
    They be the naughtiest ones

    Easy, I'm married to one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.
    You may be believing too much of what you read on KB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    ...cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, ....

    ...grumpy moody, busybody be-arches....
    Not often you see that combination.

    Like they say, what is the difference between a Red Head and a Terrorist? - you can negotiate with a terrorist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.
    true...and dyeing your hair and wearing a short skirt has also proven a lot safer than buying a motorcycle and riding like a dickhead.
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    Don't red ones go faster??
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    cutting hair short...to busy to 'do it'
    dyeing it red - covering the grey

    grumpy - not getting any
    moody - only getting it once a week
    busybody - dont have motorbike so life is empty
    be-arches - we are all be-arches

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Don't red ones go faster??
    Its not true..... who have you been talking too???? we take the same amount of time as everyone else !!!!! its just a rumour dammit !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    Nothing to much wrong with my one...

    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    They probably just need some luvin

    She only really needs 3 things...
    1) to be loved
    2) to be told she is loved
    3) to be told over n over n over n over.......


    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Its funny because exactly the same thing is said about middle aged kiwi males, especially bankers, accountants and office types who hit middle age and buy themsleves a Harley.
    Or is it GET to middle age and buy themselves a Harley and then HIT......

    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    I reckons some of them is a bit hawt...
    Mine is and no she don't read my posts....

    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Mmmmm, red heads
    They be the naughtiest ones
    Auburn is in there too....

    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    true...and dyeing your hair and wearing a short skirt has also proven a lot safer than buying a motorcycle and riding like a dickhead.
    Not so safe for the banker types, who get to middle age and buy a Harley and ride by and get distracted by said short skirt, and hit....

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