Slow Website

**mikey** · 26th January 2005, 18:54

YOUR COMPUTER IS OLD AN SHIT AN YOU HAV A SHIT CONNECTION ON DIAL UP

**Jonty** · 26th January 2005, 19:09

Originally Posted by SpankMe

I'm currently working on what optimization can be done. I have already more than halved the amount of dB queries the homepage makes so it should load a little faster. Looking at what can be done with MySQL at the mo.

If I can't improve things much, I'll look at upgrading to the next server class.

Cheers Spankme

let us know how you get on

**Biff** · 27th January 2005, 09:02

Originally Posted by Blakamin

it aint me..... you'd be thinkin of SpankMe... I just do fuck-all.... (and sometimes wait)

Sorry - I meant Spank Me (sorry almighty tinternet forum guru), but I was having an "isn't dark in here and I can't see my arse for me elbow" moments before the drugs kicked in.

In better now, ask my goldfish.

And just for the record, it is all about RR. Any lady (I say that in the loosest possible terms) that wears a santa outfit while sitting on a bike wins my vote anyday.