Success at last

[Sparky Bills]

BTW I think I should point out for those who don't know me or my profession, that when I talk about partner I mean work colleague!

SURE YOU DO!!!

[Riff Raff]

SURE YOU DO!!!

Ah feck off! It's been a long, hot, tiring day. And if I thought I was going to be eased back into work on my first day back, then I was sadly mistaken.
And then I come home to find I have to sift through 640 odd posts!!! eeek

[Ms Piggy]

Ladies and gentlemen I would just like to draw your attention to this, my 1000th post. I couldn't have done it without you all. When I injured myself I decided to try to reach that wonderful milestone of whoredom before I returned to work.
Well tomorrow I return to work. And today I am a whore. I'm sooooo happy.

Welcome to Whoredom hun - don't it feel soooooooooo gooooooood.

[Sparky Bills]

Ah feck off! It's been a long, hot, tiring day. And if I thought I was going to be eased back into work on my first day back, then I was sadly mistaken.

Sorry.
I know what you mean!

[Riff Raff]

Welcome to Whoredom hun - don't it feel soooooooooo gooooooood.

It's a proud and humbling thing.... or something!

[Riff Raff]

Sorry.
I know what you mean!

Hmmm, actually you probably don't, but hey thats ok. I'm tired and grumpy now. Have just inhaled some food and am about to experience the sweet blissfulness of a shower! Yay

[Sparky Bills]

Hmmm, actually you probably don't, but hey thats ok. I'm tired and grumpy now. Have just inhaled some food and am about to experience the sweet blissfulness of a shower! Yay

You still make it soo easy for me!!
But dont worry, i wont tonight!