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  1. 25th September 2008, 02:04 #1
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    Smile Leather jacket joke

    There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.

    Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."

    After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.

    The police asked him, "Are either of them showing any life signs?"

    The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by getafix View Post
    There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.

    Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."

    After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.

    The police asked him, "Are either of them showing any life signs?"

    The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."

    Not bad. However, I have bolded the bits that are an issue.
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  3. 25th September 2008, 11:40 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Not bad. However, I have bolded the bits that are an issue.
    ah yes a clear mistake made by car DRIVERS not motorcycle RIDERS
    Bring on the weekend
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  4. 25th September 2008, 12:39 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by scorry View Post
    ah yes a clear mistake made by car DRIVERS not motorcycle RIDERS
    Burn him!!!
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!
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  5. 25th September 2008, 12:42 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Burn him!!!
    oh thats a bit harsh LOL
    na just a quick
    Bring on the weekend
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  6. 25th September 2008, 14:55 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by scorry View Post
    oh thats a bit harsh LOL
    na just a quick
    but ive got the meths and matches all ready to go!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Burn him. He's a witch!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    but ive got the meths and matches all ready to go!
    Meths?? Too hard to see the flame!

    ...now, some good 2 stroke mix is a fantastic visual aid for KB burnings...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Meths?? Too hard to see the flame!

    ...now, some good 2 stroke mix is a fantastic visual aid for KB burnings...
    are you coming to the election party bro? its going to be all good. at the strangers on the 8th, sign up on calendar
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, and I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."

    The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra: Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"

    The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black and blue with the skin hanging off in some places.

    Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat." The pharmacist replies, "DEEP HEAT?! Are you insane? You can't put Deep Heat on your dick while it's in that condition!!" Crash says, "I know. It's for my arms - the girls didn't show up..."
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  11. 3rd October 2008, 08:25 #11
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    HA HA HA very good!
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