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    Were-sheep caught on tape!


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    Can't have been a SMCer - he kept it upright!

    Either that or he sacrificed a virgin to appease it before the ride - props to him for getting his hands on one let alone dodging the sheep.

    Problem with sheep is you don't know if the sods will sit thar, or jump one way or the other!


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    I like how he didnt drop anchors and decided to navigate around it rather than hit the brakes and lose 90% of manouverability.

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    I dont get why he hit the smaller gap on the right instead of the left. Was a good thing the sheep decided to go the other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    ...he sacrificed a virgin to appease it before the ride...
    Is there any other way?

    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    I dont get why he hit the smaller gap on the right instead of the left. Was a good thing the sheep decided to go the other way.

    Read above. Sheep dont decide mate, they do

    We avoided a mother feeding her lamb, standing in the middle of the road, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere last week....she held her line and did not move an inch...LOL
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    We avoided a mother feeding her lamb, standing in the middle of the road, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere last week....she held her line and did not move an inch...LOL
    They're always in the middle of nowhere too, i came across two dogs half way round east cape, they decided to part for me


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    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    I dont get why he hit the smaller gap on the right instead of the left. Was a good thing the sheep decided to go the other way.
    There was more than one sheep on the left. He/she (the rider) went for they gap they thought was more likely to still be there when they reached the hazard. Good call as it turns out.

    I've seen a bloke hit a cow on SH22. Livestock on NZ roads is really scary shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    I dont get why he hit the smaller gap on the right instead of the left. Was a good thing the sheep decided to go the other way.

    There was anothner sheep on left that he saw first i think, then avoided the one on the right as well.

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    Almost nailed this lamb on my spontaneous ride down to Wellington last summer. Only for her to run across the road and get nailed by this tourist bus in the opposite lane. Welcome to NZ ! Bus VS lamb would go down better than bike VS lamb, assuming your not the lamb. But either way, what a waste ! That thing couldve been in my kebab
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    dude, what's to say it couldn't have been? fresh & tenderised

    should've chucked a leg in yer backpack!

    maybe stick in your fairings and it'll be roasted in time for dinner

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    trust the westie to pick up roadkill and take it home "hey maw lookie what i's found up in the hills over yonder"
    "Rock is dead" - Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    trust the westie to pick up roadkill and take it home "hey maw lookie what i's found up in the hills over yonder"
    I don't think the westie is taking it home for dinner mate.


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    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    I don't think the westie is taking it home for dinner mate.
    there's a bit of the south in every kiwi man
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    Fuck in hell... did you watch the one where the motorcyclist gets hit by oncoming car!!! Jesus! Considering how much the car got thrown... that was high impact!

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    nearly hit a duck tonight.... stupid thing just sat there looking at me until about 1m away from it, it realised i had no intention of slowing from 80kph nor deviating from my line about 30cm from where it was sitting

    wtf it was doing wandering around on a road at 1am is beyond me

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