What's this Oyster Farm Incident!?

**Zim_Invader** · 30th September 2008, 11:53

hey, so after findin out how to read the comments posted with the reps i've gotten, one caught my attention. a very very interesting one indeed....

what happened at Oyster Farm? (where is it, and i'm guessing by the name, they have something to do with.... sheep?)

**TOTO** · 30th September 2008, 12:25

you aere not making any sence young man...

**ital916** · 30th September 2008, 13:10

The oyster farm incident is the story of how andrew managed to not shit/slightly shit *okay he said there was a little on them* his pants on a ride, but instead shat in someones backyard...specifically the backyard of an oyster shop. Funny thing is he forgot to pull his cock out of his bike pants and sure enough topped up his pants with a golden river of relief. After which he promptly got caught taking this legendary dump and piss, by the owner of said establishment, who ordered him to clean is up with some newspaper and a bag. Said foecal matter was not solid enough to be handled so andrew wiped his arse best he could, got back on his horse and bolted off. All whilst nish and chris I believe were having a good laugh.

How did she manage to find you doing a poo in the flax bush I do not know andrew, but I think the sneaky exit chris and nish were making possible alerted them, i.e the two riders and three bikes that were leaving.

**bomma** · 30th September 2008, 13:56

what he actullay thought was "around the corner" from the store's entrance was actually not too far out of sight from the shop's side window.....suffice to say the all-female crew that manned the shop pointing, giggling and surprised as fuck alerted the female owner at which point she went out back and all chris and i heard was "what the fuck do you think you're doing mate" in a shrill, loud voice

well summed up dushy

the lead up to it was also fucking hilarious

chris in the lead, me in middle and anrew behind us, we see andrew suddenly pull into a random driveway so we pulled over...wondering wtf was going on, chris went after him.....5 mins of waiting and andrew pulls up next to me

with the most serious and determined look on his face he turns to me and says "i need to shit, RIGHT NOW"

FUCKING PRICELESS!!! funny thing is, if he hadnt done that or pulled into the oyster farm and instead just gunned it straight, we would have prolly made the next petrol station!!!

kudos mr. petty, kudos

**klyong82** · 30th September 2008, 15:26

hahahahaaaaa

thanks for reminding us

**motorbyclist** · 30th September 2008, 15:28

in my defence i asked if i could use their toilet and the stupid bitch told me they didn't have one

**twinkle** · 30th September 2008, 15:31

Originally Posted by motorbyclist

in my defence i asked if i could use their toilet and the stupid bitch told me they didn't have one

Maybe they use the flax bushes too?

**paulmac:Me** · 30th September 2008, 15:52

Originally Posted by Zim_Invader

hey, so after findin out how to read the comments posted with the reps i've gotten, ?)

Good point, how do you do that ?

**Chrislost** · 30th September 2008, 16:31

ahhh yes, i remember that incident.

i think the fact that he asked, then when the owner came out, the bike and jacket and helmit was there, but the blond girl wasnt, may have alerted them

**TOTO** · 30th September 2008, 17:32

what bike was andrew riding at that time ?

**ital916** · 30th September 2008, 17:47

the vfr, I'm still laughing. That poor bike was probably wondering what smelt like shit all the way home. Shotgun NOT riding behind andrew on that ride. I believe it was the cocking motion of your leg andrew over the bike when leaving the shop that initiated the emergency unloading of the curry or whatever you ate.

Once you turtle mate, the end is nigh.

**HungusMaximist** · 30th September 2008, 19:49

All I can say is he left a pile of skidmarks on his trousers.....

**Swampdonkey** · 30th September 2008, 20:01

Dirty lowlifes ,good fucking job he pissed his pants.Mate of mine owns that place,he would of taken yah head off if he caught you. fuckin Rtards

**bomma** · 30th September 2008, 20:12

Originally Posted by Swampdonkey

Dirty lowlifes ,good fucking job he pissed his pants.Mate of mine owns that place,he would of taken yah head off if he caught you. fuckin Rtards

dont see the need to use the plural.....or such language....we all admit it was stupid but considering the situation, the actions should speak volumes as to the urgency of the need to.......evacuate