What's this Oyster Farm Incident!?

[ital916]

Dirty lowlifes ,good fucking job he pissed his pants.Mate of mine owns that place,he would of taken yah head off if he caught you. fuckin Rtards

Your friend should install a toilet. Even if it for emergency use, cos if one of his workers gets a stomach upset they might be visiting the flax bush outside too.

It was stupid of andrew to do a poo behind the store but he was in dire straits, and if your mate did take his head off that would be murder, then who is the bigger low life. I'm not defending him but...shit happens

[Zim_Invader]

and... Rob Norris has spoken. that's it mate. u lose. your mate's place was christened, and done so in teh name of smc. (so says Rob Norris.... -full stop) *insert roundhouse kick to face here if necessary*.

haha. this ability to see the comments of a rep are handed down unto thee, the "hand-downEE", when u surpass a certain point in your life at kb, good man. it's at that point when u realize that u've spent way too many hours trolling these here forums - as if they were the corridors leading to the Colosseum arena, all lined by the fighting greats, whose names are etched into the history books for their valor+skill... and stuff. - ie, post lots and lots, and at about the number that i'm at, u'll be given the "honour" of being able to read the comments of your reps.

Andrew.. what to say man. u impress me yet again. to semi-pull off that little stunt takes some degree of skill, (and a heck of a lot of laxative-rich cupcakes!). i really vote we pass bye that place - is it en route to the coro? lets all pass through. i'm sure she'll really be overjoyed to see u. (and for "old times sake", just ask to utilize the facilities, while we're all there). hahaha!

epic! +1 there to dushi'1 story telling skills. made it beyond brilliantly funny! hahah!

[motorbyclist]

I believe it was the cocking motion of your leg andrew over the bike when leaving the shop that initiated the emergency unloading of the curry or whatever you ate.

Once you turtle mate, the end is nigh.

bang on there

Dirty lowlifes ,good fucking job he pissed his pants.Mate of mine owns that place,he would of taken yah head off if he caught you. fuckin Rtards

well as i've in this thread and the original, if they had let me use the fucking toilet instead of lying to me we would all have been better off.

when you've gotta go you've gotta go

i went in some flax bushes, on the edge of the property, behind a skip

as far as i'm concerned there was sufficient distance to prevent a hygene issue and it's better than doing it in the carpark

[motorbyclist]

and here is the post from the ride thread

[Slyer]

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Duh! Do it like rossi!

[gijoe1313]

Ahh one of life's rich tapestries picture on the wall, this incident will be mocked and jeered at for the lifetime of those who were there, as the sun sets and they are reclining in their rocking chairs, there will be a snort, a giggle as the teeth fly out ... "d'ya 'member th'time when that fella laid a log by the oysta farm?"

Perhaps, KBers need to do a location cache of toilet paper rolls, concealed in weatherproof containers with plastic bags to disguise their nefarious deeds along the highways and bi-ways of our great nation!

Rather like those plastic dog-shaped bins with used shopping bags in to stash Fido's deposits away!

As you were gentlemen, as you were ...