The genital flicking one I haven't seen but I can imagine it happening quite easily amongst a bunch of mates standing in a circle with drinks. Kind of a step up from slamming your stubbie on top of someone elses so it froths all over the floor.
The dry humping is more common, usually in informal male dominated work places. It's nothing sexual, just an opportunity to embarrass a good work mate in front of the boys for a bit of harmless fun. Of course I'd never do it to anyone I didn't know well.....thats kinda creepy.
But yeah it usually starts by someone bending over to do something (under a table/desk is even better so they can't get up quickly) and someone else racing up behind, grabbing them by the belt and doing the "rodeo rider" dance while loudly yelling out "Yeah that's right, you my bitch!!!". Then everyone else turns around and busts out laughing.
Once the victim extracts himself amidst much swearing, a brief wrestling match ensues to even more laughter until some senior figure growls "STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GET BACK TO WORK!!"
OH JESUS NO!!! Not horseplay - at work! Whatever will happen next???![]()
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
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Reading that makes me wonder if that man has ever been in the trade before. His work mates are just taking the piss. Thats what alot of people forget and take it personally. Its very common within the trades
One of my favourites is to stand infront of a co-worker while they are kneeling on the ground for whatever reason and I start unzipping my overalls and say "while your down there". This one is really good to do to guys that are insecure about there sexuality and feel that one gay joke will make people think they are.
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
Damn but my life has been dull. Only ever been sexually harrased verbally and well I am well practised in the art of verbal battle so I don't take anything 'lying down' as it were...the 'perpetrators' of such behaviour have always walked away from me wishing they hadn't started it in the first place and somewhat overwhelemed with the ease at which I can go there be twice as offensive and provide a good bitch slap at the same time.
My advise would be that the most effective verbal sexual abuse (eg. good from the perspective of the giver) is best aimed at more timid and less frank individuals than I![]()
All just a bit to GAYfor my liking.
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