Robert Taylor Crown Kiwi Technical

**Mishy** · 10th October 2008, 22:24

Originally Posted by Robert Taylor

Know them well, they all work at the Ohlins factory in Upplands Vasby, just north of Stockholm.

How could you possibly get anything done with them anywhere near . . . . . .
When you say "Know" do you mean that biblically ?

No wonder you are always happy in your work ! BASTARD !

**Robert Taylor** · 11th October 2008, 08:41

Originally Posted by Mishy

How could you possibly get anything done with them anywhere near . . . . . .
When you say "Know" do you mean that biblically ?

No wonder you are always happy in your work ! BASTARD !

Suffice to say an old man with fantasies about well endowed Swedish ladies, but nothing beyond. Okay, youve sprung me!! But, the eye candy in Stockholm is indeed impressive, and thats just in the Ohlins factory!

**cowpoos** · 11th October 2008, 12:42

Originally Posted by Clivoris

Ewwww. Do I hear any soundtrack suggestions to go with the horrific images forming in my mind? Perhaps the first 4-5 notes of Stairway to Heaven?

Hammer time...Doo-doo-do-dodo...can't touch this..

**Mishy** · 11th October 2008, 22:03

Originally Posted by cowpoos

Hammer time...Doo-doo-do-dodo...can't touch this..

Dadaling ding ding ding ding is more like it

**Mishy** · 11th October 2008, 22:07

Originally Posted by Robert Taylor

Suffice to say an old man with fantasies about well endowed Swedish ladies, but nothing beyond. Okay, youve sprung me!! But, the eye candy in Stockholm is indeed impressive, and thats just in the Ohlins factory!

And that would explian that far away look you get in your eye when you talk about anything Ohlins . . . . . . . . Dreams are free after all !
So is is it about the suspension, or the girls ?

**svr** · 13th October 2008, 11:06

Originally Posted by Mishy

So is is it about the suspension, or the girls ?

Both: Its always about the Bouncy Bits.

**Mishy** · 13th October 2008, 21:42

Originally Posted by svr

Both: Its always about the Bouncy Bits.

And of course you want a little bounce, but not too much . . . . . . .

**Ivan** · 14th October 2008, 11:18

Robert can you please employ some hot young swedish ohlins woman to come to NZ race circuits would be nice when sitting on the dummy grid might be a bit more entertainment than watching Moto GP on the LG screen whilst on the grid

**cs363** · 14th October 2008, 19:04

Well frankly Robert I'm appalled at the obfuscation you have introduced to this thread - you know very well that those girls (who are not that flash by Swedish standards) are actually employed by Ohlins and are in fact the people that taught you everything you know!
That photo was taken at the Ohlins secret test facility in the Bahamas at the recent 'Electronics in Suspension' seminar at which you yourself were a guest.
What to the uninitiated appear to be glasses of orange juice are in fact measuring beakers from the open-air laboratory which is unfortunately out of shot in the extreme foreground.
The technicians pictured were asked to estimate the suspension fluid volume of the hitherto top secret TTX66 electronically controlled shock absorber based on what they had learnt in that days seminar class.
Due to the miniaturised components and breakthrough technology involved it turned out that the technician second from left was the winner of this impromptu contest. Note the colour and viscosity of the high tech fluid used in these advanced shocks. Rumour has it that these shocks not only feature electronic damping control as seen recently in WSB but also an advanced form of electro-magnetic ride control utilising Ohlins breakthrough synthetic Magneto-Rheological fluid with its distinctive yellow-orange hue.
Anyhow, now that I have broken the silence would you care to enlighten us further?

(P.S. Much of this information as you would appreciate is second hand and may not be 100% accurate, though the basic content I'm assured is correct, I'm sure Robert will correct any technicalities within the bounds of any confidentiality agreement he may have with ohlins)

**Robert Taylor** · 14th October 2008, 22:03

Originally Posted by Ivan

Robert can you please employ some hot young swedish ohlins woman to come to NZ race circuits would be nice when sitting on the dummy grid might be a bit more entertainment than watching Moto GP on the LG screen whilst on the grid

Thats difficult, will my 16 and 18 year old daughters do? They are stunningly good looking like their father.

**Robert Taylor** · 14th October 2008, 22:04

Originally Posted by cs363

Well frankly Robert I'm appalled at the obfuscation you have introduced to this thread - you know very well that those girls (who are not that flash by Swedish standards) are actually employed by Ohlins and are in fact the people that taught you everything you know!
That photo was taken at the Ohlins secret test facility in the Bahamas at the recent 'Electronics in Suspension' seminar at which you yourself were a guest.
What to the uninitiated appear to be glasses of orange juice are in fact measuring beakers from the open-air laboratory which is unfortunately out of shot in the extreme foreground.
The technicians pictured were asked to estimate the suspension fluid volume of the hitherto top secret TTX66 electronically controlled shock absorber based on what they had learnt in that days seminar class.
Due to the miniaturised components and breakthrough technology involved it turned out that the technician second from left was the winner of this impromptu contest. Note the colour and viscosity of the high tech fluid used in these advanced shocks. Rumour has it that these shocks not only feature electronic damping control as seen recently in WSB but also an advanced form of electro-magnetic ride control utilising Ohlins breakthrough synthetic Magneto-Rheological fluid with its distinctive yellow-orange hue.
Anyhow, now that I have broken the silence would you care to enlighten us further?

(P.S. Much of this information as you would appreciate is second hand and may not be 100% accurate, though the basic content I'm assured is correct, I'm sure Robert will correct any technicalities within the bounds of any confidentiality agreement he may have with ohlins)

No elaboration is possible but Id sure like some of the stuff youre smoking!!!!