Free ladies back protector

**MadDuck** · 25th September 2008, 19:37

I was kindly gifted a back protector by Quasi which I no longer have any use for. So now I am offering it to a KB member for free.

But there is a catch. You need to provide me with an entertaining story as to why you want it or deserve it. Best or funniest story wins.

It has hardly been used and is as new because I look after my stuff. Submissions close 14th October 2008.

Being that most women cant make a decision easily...if I cant decide I will be asking Quasi to make the call

**Swoop** · 25th September 2008, 19:42

Good on ya, Madduck!
Also, good on ya Quasi!!

**Irontusk** · 26th September 2008, 22:24

I'm just curious as to what the difference between a guys and a girls back protector is.

I already have a back protector, I always wear it, and I have a good (but not so entertaining for me) reason. My spine was all bent out of shape and twisted (not really for any specific reason) so now it has 2 titanium rods and 4 titanium bolts fusing 4 vertibrae together, yay.

Looking forward to other peoples reasons

NC · 27th September 2008, 14:24

Does it have to be a bike related story?

**Swoop** · 27th September 2008, 14:39

Originally Posted by Irontusk

I'm just curious as to what the difference between a guys and a girls back protector is.

More "alluring" and "figure enhancing".

Obviously...

**dangerous** · 27th September 2008, 16:51

Originally Posted by MadDuck

But there is a catch. You need to provide me with an entertaining story

OK then... I am entering this comp on behalf of Lil'M, this is her story.

It was a BEARS race day, the day after the Battle of the Buckets which was very wet, and Lil'M rocked up in her MR2. She dragged her sopping wet gear out of the car boot including her new back protector and laid it out on the boot and bonnet to dry before kitting up for another days racing, Lil'M was new to this so was looking forward to it.

Rashika and myself parked up near to Lil'M and prepared our own gear after signing in late. Rashika realised her boots were still at home in front of the fire... panicking I asked Lil'M if Rashika could borrow her car to go home as we had a trailer on.

Lil'M said sure so I threw her riding gear on the ground and rashika tore of out the gate, just as I noticed 'M's' back protector hanging off the boot spoiler.
I got on the cell to R but I heard her cell ringing beside me, fark I thought.
Rang Buddha whom I knew was on his way out to intercept R but he was lost and they missed, Buddha had just come from home after braking into our garage to get R's boots.

R's boots were on the way to the track and M's BP was on its way home... I didnt like the idea that the BP will survive the trip.

Budda arrived and Rashika not far behind confused as to where her boots were, I ran to the car hopping to see Lil'M's brand new BP there grinning back at me... NA, it was gone, I jumped in the car and tore off risking missing out on my 1st race to try and find the BP, but no go it was a gone burger.

Mean while St8 jacket loned her BP to Lil'M as she had broken her foot the day before.
And that is that, the moral of the story, never forget ya boots.

**MadDuck** · 27th September 2008, 20:46

Originally Posted by NC

Does it have to be a bike related story?

Now lets see...um nah!

**MadDuck** · 27th September 2008, 20:50

Originally Posted by dangerous

It was a BEARS race day, the day after the Battle of the Buckets which was very wet, and Lil'M rocked up in her MR2. She dragged her sopping wet gear out of the car boot including her new back protector and laid it out on the boot and bonnet to dry before kitting up for another days racing

Great story D! Almost reminds me of a day at Paeroa when one Mr Frosty put his back protector down on the hood of Nickos van. We hunted and damn hunted.....

NC · 28th September 2008, 09:01

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Now lets see...um nah!

A crash story from at 5 years ago on the Morning of ANZAC day. First corner as you go onto the Bethals Beach RD turn off. I was doing 125kms into a 25kms corner. (Some wowser removed the sign) and I paniced and locked the rear wheel up and hit a metal and dirt gutter and highsided the bike over a almost vertical bank ( it went a long way down). I flipped over the front of the bike landing on my feet in the bushes holding onto a branch so I wouldn't fall down the bank and the bike landed about 5m away from me.

The bike was sweet, just a few tassles of foliage. And I strained my back pulling the bike out. My mate who was following me lowsided his bike and fuct it. He dropped it watching me attempting to be a stunt gurl.