No-one wins Powerball (4/10)

[Mully]

Guess next weeks jackpot will be interesting.

24 million, apparently

[jafar]

Shows how long the odd's are of actually winning when it is getting out that far... Thats $6.00 for every man woman & child that lives in NZ & most of them don't play lotto.....

[Tank]

Shows how long the odd's are of actually winning when it is getting out that far...

1 in 38 million apparently.

So not exactly what you would call great odds.

[Mully]

Someone told me that statistically you are more likely to get struck by lightening several times.

Still, 24 million would have me laying a great big turd on my bosses desks. I could live the employees dreams

[jafar]

1 in 38 million apparently.

So not exactly what you would call great odds.

Yep you have about as much chance of winning powerball as you have of getting a blowjob from Paris Hilton.

[Mully]

Yep you have about as much chance of winning powerball as you have of getting a blowjob from Paris Hilton.

I think the chances of Paris Hilton giving him a blowjob are much higher.

Bad choice of simile really. Well, good choice, but bad choice of slapper

[Toaster]

Yep you have about as much chance of winning powerball as you have of getting a blowjob from Paris Hilton.

I prefer 69 to 1

[jafar]

I prefer 69 to 1

Yeah mate but your married so your chances aren't good

[Toaster]

Living in the real world people..... at 38 million to 1 odds, people could maybe spend a little less time dreaming about something so damn remotely unlikely to occur and get on with sorting our their financial discipline instead!

Sure, buy a ticket, but don't bother getting your hopes up, you only feel bummed out you wasted the money the next day.

[Toaster]

Yeah mate but your married so your chances aren't good

Paris didn't care........

[MadDuck]

Yep you have about as much chance of winning powerball as you have of getting a blowjob from Paris Hilton.

So that makes the odds a trillion - 0 if you are me

[jafar]

Paris didn't care........

no no AFTER you woke up

[jafar]

So that makes the odds a trillion - 0 if you are me

You might be surprised... she may take pity on Harley riders & drop the odds back to the 38 million to one that the rest of us are enjoying

[Toaster]

no no AFTER you woke up

Simply NEVER sunbathe naked and fall asleep when the neighbour's dog is running loose..

[FJRider]

Simply NEVER sunbathe naked and fall asleep when the neighbour's dog is running loose..

And the odds of THAT happening are...???