Playboy Breast test

**TRAINING WHEELS** · 11th September 2003, 23:40

Well guys as someone who knows personally what is real and what is fake you would have to ask wether the surgeons are getting better or you need your eyes teasted as I got 20/20

Next time boys actually look at the picture and not just the tits.

**Mitch** · 12th September 2003, 12:08

Originally posted by curious george
Jezz Mitch.....girl like you and no one was enlarged?
What are you doing wrong??
I'm sure KK has some single mates that oculd help out
teehee

LMAO

I appear to have bloody terrible taste in men if the truth was to be told George. Even one of KK's mates would probably have been an improvement on the last guy I went out with

Will stick with 47 for a partner I think

**bluninja** · 12th September 2003, 12:18

Having been exposed

to a set of freshly surgically plumped breasts I can say that there are certain telltale signs other than scars that give fakes away (and unfeasably large ones). Of course the touch test is much more accurate than looking at pictures

TTFN

**merv** · 12th September 2003, 13:13

Originally posted by Mitch
LMAO I appear to have bloody terrible taste in men if the truth was to be told George.

I'm guessing you mean your taste is OK but after a while once you peel away the outer layer that you were tasting you find they are rotten inside. Otherwise if you truly have bloody terrible taste then you are just a masochist, right!!

**Mitch** · 12th September 2003, 16:57

Originally posted by merv
I'm guessing you mean your taste is OK but after a while once you peel away the outer layer that you were tasting you find they are rotten inside.

Merv. You just hit the nail right on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Nice Guy = Mr Lying Cheat

Oh dear I seem to have become quite pessimistic LMAO

**wkid_one** · 12th September 2003, 17:28

Hmmm - who cares if they are fake?? Can't understand the point of this test?? I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

**Mitch** · 12th September 2003, 19:09

Originally posted by wkid_one
Hmmm - who cares if they are fake?? Can't understand the point of this test?? I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

Well here is the other end of the scale....................

Those that are SOOOO painfully honest it's almost as bad

**Andrew** · 12th September 2003, 20:03

Originally posted by wkid_one
Hmmm - who cares if they are fake?? Can't understand the point of this test?? I know they are all breasts/nugs/funbags/jubblies/knockers/boobs/tits/cones/hooters - that's all that matters......

you forgot honkers, jugs and bosom!.

**Racey Rider** · 12th September 2003, 21:44

I can't see ANY breasts!

Mitch,,,,,,, I can't see ANY breasts!!

Don't have the right programe to open it.

Hey BikerBoy,,, how about sending me a pic of those 996 exhaust pipes?!!

**Mitch** · 13th September 2003, 07:53

Classic, Racey did you bump your head in that fall down at Manfield??

The link is in Excel format, I couldn't open it on the first computer I tried, had to do it at work. I'm guessing you know to click on the link Spankme put in the first post on this thread (trust me there are lots of breasts in there somewhere)

Good luck.

**Big Dog** · 13th September 2003, 16:03

Originally posted by Mitch
Classic, Racey did you bump your head in that fall down at Manfield??

The link is in Excel format, I couldn't open it on the first computer I tried, had to do it at work. I'm guessing you know to click on the link Spankme put in the first post on this thread (trust me there are lots of breasts in there somewhere) Good luck.

If your computer won't open it online right click and "Save target"
somwhere you can fin it then open it.

**Goddess of Goof** · 13th September 2003, 22:06

Originally posted by Big Dog
If your computer won't open it online right click and "Save target"
somwhere you can fin it then open it.

Thanks for the tit, I mean tip - worked a treat for me.

16/20.

Thought I'd do better'n that, being naturally endowed with my own,

and usually having a sharp eye for FAKES.

BTW, is Doctor SpankMe recommending regular breast checks????

**Big Dog** · 13th September 2003, 22:47

Originally posted by BestFun
Thanks for the tit, I mean tip - worked a treat for me.

16/20.

Thought I'd do better'n that, being naturally endowed with my own,

and usually having a sharp eye for FAKES.

BTW, is Doctor SpankMe recommending regular breast checks????

Better than 15/20.
Well if the doctor is doing free exams with a score like mine perhaps I need to volunteer to be his assistant. Just to keep my hand in as it were.

lol

**Racey Rider** · 14th September 2003, 07:19

Originally posted by Racey Rider
I can't see ANY breasts!

Mitch,,,,,,, I can't see ANY breasts!!

OOOOOOH,,,,, THANKS MITCH!!!

Was that after a particularly late night,, or am I just speical??

Now if at the next KB barbeque, you draped yourself over all the different bikes like that, snap off a few shots, (photos I mean!), then Hey presto,,,, instant calander for the KB's fundraiser!

**Mitch** · 14th September 2003, 19:34

Originally posted by Racey Rider
[B]Now if at the next KB barbeque, you draped yourself over all the different bikes like that, snap off a few shots, (photos I mean!), then Hey presto,,,, instant calander for the KB's fundraiser!

LMAO.................

I don't think I quite have the hardware for such an excurtion

Thanks for the thought though xx