Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 30 of 30

Thread: Keep your wife happy, or else...

  1. #16
    Join Date
    26th February 2008 - 17:29
    Bike
    ....
    Location
    New South Wales Australia
    Posts
    396
    Its never the womans fault! Did your Father not ever teach you that?????

  2. #17
    Join Date
    1st January 2007 - 09:16
    Bike
    Yamaha TDM
    Location
    Gold Coast of QLD
    Posts
    933
    Worked in wreckers yard for a while....
    Blokes would come in with all sorts of damage done buy the missus...
    Broken screens,,, axe marks in the bonet, and panels..
    One bloke came in ..changing gear with a screwdriver...
    Missus took the gear lever out...and threw it in a river...

  3. #18
    Join Date
    23rd April 2004 - 19:16
    Bike
    2010 DC Skate Shoes
    Location
    Roxby Downs, SA
    Posts
    7,089
    Amazing that women can use all those tools in anger, yet if you asked 99% of them to use them for their actual purpose they would tell you they don't know what to do.
    KiwiBitcher
    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

  4. #19
    Join Date
    14th March 2007 - 20:11
    Bike
    bandit 1200s
    Location
    Hamilton
    Posts
    1,208

    Thumbs down Stop

    don't post pictures like that for goodness sake - you'll give them ideas
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

  5. #20
    Join Date
    2nd September 2003 - 13:12
    Bike
    A Tractor
    Location
    Westish
    Posts
    2,451
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    don't post pictures like that for goodness sake - you'll give them ideas
    Now thats funny..... we can come up with these evil ideas without any help at all.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  6. #21
    Join Date
    26th July 2005 - 12:12
    Bike
    Aprilia Shiver 750, Suzuki RG150E
    Location
    Newdlands, Welly...
    Posts
    5,480
    Hey it's not all bad.

    Did you see any defaced bikes there ?
    Neither did I....

    HOWEVER....check this out...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUx84FO2EYU[/youtube]


    "...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."

  7. #22
    Join Date
    5th January 2007 - 14:58
    Bike
    motocompo
    Location
    Buttfuck nowhere
    Posts
    5,156
    Its obvious who's fault it is. If the wives had been serving up vast quantities of quality pussy, the guys wouldnt have strayed.
    Probably truer than you may initially think.

  8. #23
    Join Date
    4th May 2006 - 21:21
    Bike
    2006 BMW F800ST
    Location
    Southland
    Posts
    4,916
    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Its obvious who's fault it is. If the wives had been serving up vast quantities of quality pussy, the guys wouldnt have strayed.
    Probably truer than you may initially think.
    Not the way I was going to put it but let's face it. Advertising that your husband slept with your best friend or another woman is really advertising that you aren't all that in the sack eh?

    Most of the guys when asked "Was it worth it?" on their car would probably have to admit "Why yes, yes it was coz the new chick ain't psycho like you and she gives out too" : "Bonus!"

    I am lucky though -I'm married to the perfect woman so don't feel any need to stray.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

  9. #24
    Join Date
    12th July 2003 - 01:10
    Bike
    Royal Enfield 650 & a V8 or two..
    Location
    The Riviera of the South
    Posts
    14,068
    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I am lucky though -I'm married to the perfect woman so don't feel any need to stray.
    Wot 'e sed.

    BUT if I DID have to find another woman then my present woman trashing my wheels wouldn't worry me a shit - as long as she buggered off quick-smart afterwards.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

  10. #25
    Join Date
    5th January 2007 - 14:58
    Bike
    motocompo
    Location
    Buttfuck nowhere
    Posts
    5,156
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Wot 'e sed.

    BUT if I DID have to find another woman then my present woman trashing my wheels wouldn't worry me a shit - as long as she buggered off quick-smart afterwards.
    Absolutely, its only a fuckin car & it proves that she is mentally unbalanced & confirms that you are in fact making the right decision to leave her crazy arse.
    To put it in perspective, what would we think of a guy that carried on like that? we'd think he was retarded & we'd be right.

  11. #26
    Join Date
    18th July 2007 - 18:16
    Bike
    A naked monster - just like me.
    Location
    Just outside your window
    Posts
    1,923
    LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.

  12. #27
    Join Date
    5th August 2005 - 13:36
    Bike
    '69 Lambretta & SR400
    Location
    By the other harbour.
    Posts
    707
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.
    It's the emotional stress of going through life with your name spelt wrongly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

  13. #28
    Join Date
    1st September 2007 - 21:01
    Bike
    1993 Yamaha FJ 1200
    Location
    Paradise
    Posts
    14,125
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Now thats funny..... we can come up with these evil ideas without any help at all.
    The difference between men and women explained...
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	men-women.jpg 
Views:	28 
Size:	44.4 KB 
ID:	107397  
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

  14. #29
    Join Date
    6th June 2008 - 17:24
    Bike
    The Vixen - K8 GSXR600
    Location
    Behind keybd in The Tron
    Posts
    6,518
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    LOL - listen to the video - his name was Steven as well.
    I thought she said "Steven Stupid Arse".....with a surname like stupid arse, no wonder she was pissed with him.....

  15. #30
    Join Date
    6th June 2008 - 17:24
    Bike
    The Vixen - K8 GSXR600
    Location
    Behind keybd in The Tron
    Posts
    6,518
    The latest in revenge........(these all come from my girlfriend.....wonder what she's on about.....?)
    Attached Files Attached Files

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •