Team 007

[007XX]

What?

Stop looking at me like that, it's capitalism.

Bahahahaha...damn, gave too much bling away today!

Are ya gonna squat in a field??? You do realise that by opting for a home birth you must grow your hair to feral lengths...

i'm french, but not THAT french...besides, i'm not very good at gardening.

Well then your self-employed Mr 007XY could be entitled to a taxpayer funded payment for up to 14 weeks.

Check it out
http://ers.govt.nz/parentalleave/par...ilable-se.html

Oh I do it when you get all helpful and smart like that...thanks babe.

And don't they fry up the after birth and feed it to the family?

Don't be silly, we make a macrame out of it and hang it in the window for all to see!

Why not just eat the baby? It'd make the next 20 years so much cheaper and quieter.

Well you failed miserably in that method then eh!

yeah, now that's my kind of baby!!!

Congratulations to the Bonds.

Merci de tout mon coeur Monsieur.

[Goblin]

I know what you're saying but...

Call me old fashion, stupid, corney, whatever...I don't like lying, it generally comes back to bite me on the arse, and right now, I need good Karma, not bad.

Thanks for the advice though

I'd call you nothing of the sort. It would only be lying if they asked and you said no. But, yeah.... good luck finding employment. Any employer would be lucky to have you so I'm sure you wont be unemployed for long.

[Ocean1]

Congratulations m'dear, you'll do well in the Mum line of work.

Which is what matters, the other job's just petty detail, don't sweat it eh?



Christ, what's the poor kid going to work out like with this many resident dodgy uncles and aunts?

[007XX]

I'd call you nothing of the sort. It would only be lying if they asked and you said no. But, yeah.... good luck finding employment. Any employer would be lucky to have you so I'm sure you wont be unemployed for long.

Thanks hun...

[007XX]

Congratulations m'dear, you'll do well in the Mum line of work.

Which is what matters, the other job's just petty detail, don't sweat it eh?

Thank you and yes, I am trying to keep fairly relaxed...stress and pregnancy don't usually mix well apparently.

Christ, what's the poor kid going to work out like with this many resident dodgy uncles and aunts?

The New Valentino Rossi

[Toaster]

XX + XY = ----(9 months later)------

Now that is a funny use of smilies! As I said on the phone, congrats on your wonderful news! So very happy for you both. Deed huh?!

[portokiwi]

Hay Congrats Mr & Mrs 007 X&Y..... well done.
thats soo cool. lets hope for no morning sickness and Mr 007XY gets to fondal your BBIEs every day.
way to go girl.

[007XX]

Now that is a funny use of smilies! As I said on the phone, congrats on your wonderful news! So very happy for you both. Deed huh?!

Thanks again my friend. Deed done don't mean practice's got to stop !

Hay Congrats Mr & Mrs 007 X&Y..... well done.
thats soo cool. lets hope for no morning sickness and Mr 007XY gets to fondal your BBIEs every day.
way to go girl.

cheers mate...and nope, not a hint of morning sickness in sight, just like for my first son years ago. I'm a lucky woman.
As far as boobie fondling is concerned, it would just be cruel of me to keep my beloved away while he can still get his hands on it...after all, there'll be someone else to share them with soon, so it's free passage for him at the mo!

[doc]

As far as boobie fondling is concerned, it would just be cruel of me to keep my beloved away while he can still get his hands on it...after all, there'll be someone else to share them with soon, so it's free passage for him at the mo!

Yuk warm milk and it squirts at ya

Hangon what do you mean "Get his hands on it" you never told us you only had one of them

[Mom]

Christ, what's the poor kid going to work out like with this many resident dodgy uncles and aunts?

About as normal as us of course

Thanks again my friend. Deed done don't mean practice's got to stop !

Expect nothing less, I found I got more horny every time I got pregnant. Enjoy this time love, it passes so quickly. Bonk your brains out while you can is my advice, it can get a bit thin on the ground with a new baby in the house

nope, not a hint of morning sickness in sight, just like for my first son years ago. I'm a lucky woman.

No you are a bitch!

Seriously how friggen unfair is that. I, on the other hand had to be reassured about halfway through my pregnancies that it WILL pass. It did for a month or so, then I got so big there was no capacity for food, so if I ate too much

Pathetic!

Lovely to hear you are well and happy

[007XX]

Yuk warm milk and it squirts at ya

You were bottle fed, weren't ya?

[doc]

You were bottle fed, weren't ya?

Can't remember. They are draggin on the ground remember.

[007XX]

About as normal as us of course

Christ! I'm doomed...

Expect nothing less, I found I got more horny every time I got pregnant. Enjoy this time love, it passes so quickly. Bonk your brains out while you can is my advice, it can get a bit thin on the ground with a new baby in the house

Meh...we'll figure out as we go eh!

No you are a bitch!

Seriously how friggen unfair is that. I, on the other hand had to be reassured about halfway through my pregnancies that it WILL pass. It did for a month or so, then I got so big there was no capacity for food, so if I ate too much

Pathetic!

You can bite my shiny, white as, Budoonkas sweety! I'm sure that I'll pay for that good fortune in one way or another...

[007XX]

Can't remember. They are draggin on the ground remember.

Nothing that $12K can't fix...(or $6K in Thailand if you got the faith...)


Bugger looking like a lopsided Cocker Spaniel thank you very much!

[doc]

Nothing that $12K can't fix...(or $6K in Thailand if you got the faith...)


Bugger looking like a lopsided Cocker Spaniel thank you very much!

Sorry, but if I was going in shopping in Thailand I would only be spending short time sort of money. Believe me, I know "If you have got the faith" It costs more than money.


On the serious side tho, just the luv the grandkids to bits, so much better second time round. Think about them every day.