Special Sandals

[Daffyd]

A married couple walked in to a sandal shop while on vacation in Jamaica.

The Jamaican sales person said to them,


'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How
could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try
dem on, Mon.'

So, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't
seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,yanked down his pants, ripped
down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!

[rat biker 08]

LOL