Dude goes to Thailand for a holiday.....happens one day into a little "knick-knack" type store containing all sorts of bric-a-brac. He pokes around in there for hours, (being a devoted bric-a-brac collector from way back).
In a dusty back corner of the store he uncovers a brass statue of an idol of some sort. He's looking at it for a while and hears a faint voice......"heeeelp meeee" "WTF?" he thinks "was that?" He listens hard and again hears "Heeeeeelllp meeee". He looks around then back at the idol...picks it up and says to it "Statue calling?" (No that's not the joke - but it could be...). Holds the idol up to his ear and sure enough the voice is coming from it....this time with an explanation...."I am really a princess who was bewitched a thousand years ago and turned into this statuette. I can only be released if a mortal man will make love to me".
The dude is a bit shocked (being of the prudish sort) and he hums and ha's for a bit....Then he has an idea. "I know!" he says, "I'll bring my brother-in-law to see you. He's an idle fucking bastard......"
Perhaps I should have phrased it like this then......"he's an IDOL fucking bastard...."....?
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Originally Posted by CB ARGH
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