I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering is it them or me…
God created man, stepped back and said "perfect!" He then created woman, stepped back, had a long look and said "Fuck me! This’ll have to wear make up!"
I met this really kinky girl.
"Humiliate me " she said.
I bought her a Wallabies shirt.
A man Walks Past A Brothel And sees a sign saying
" Best Sex Ever, $20- "
He only has $10- on him but he goes in anyway to see what he can get.
He asks the woman behind the till what he can get for ten bucks and she walks him to a room, and locks the door behind him.
The room is bare, for all but a chicken.
The man, outraged, hammers the door to be let out and to have his money back.
After being ignored for ten minutes, he finds himself horny and after much chasing, shags the hen.
It’s the best sex he's ever had!!!
He goes back next week with twenty bucks and is led to a room full of other people watching another couple through a one way mirror going at it like rabbits.
The man finds it terribly arousing and says to the guy next to him
" This is amazing, is it always like this?"
The bloke replies, "This is nothing, last week some sicko fucked a chicken!"
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