Kiwibiker Male Challenge

NC · 30th January 2005, 18:34

Originally Posted by sedge

Oh yeah, in case you've mever met MrMelon, that aint a beanbag in the picture, that's his giant deformed arse (Which also has a beard)...

Heh heh,

I can still come over for drinks ? right ?

Sedge.

Hell yes after that comment!

**Hitcher** · 30th January 2005, 18:38

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

**Mongoose** · 30th January 2005, 18:41

Originally Posted by Hitcher

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

Good to see when the boss died you were there to take over Mr Hitcher

**Jamezo** · 30th January 2005, 19:01

Originally Posted by MrMelon

Ok ladies, just form an orderly line.

Oh I'll have another lion red too.

nice cultivation you have going there, but, but,but, YUOR SIG!

please tell me it's not from BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA!

are you a somethingawful.com reader perchance? or are you scarier than I can possibly imagine as a genuine visitor of said BSP? both?

**Blakamin** · 30th January 2005, 19:08

I'm hangin to see one that connects to eyebrows!!!!

**MrMelon** · 30th January 2005, 19:10

I used to read the SA forums about 5 years ago, but can't be bothered these days. Watch a show called Drawn Together..

I'll have the eyebrow and nosehair connecting mo going in no time!

**Hitcher** · 30th January 2005, 19:20

Originally Posted by MrMelon

I'll have the eyebrow and nosehair connecting mo going in no time!

I can see that. That's why I posted the "standards". I thought I'd give you the opportunity not to look like an Elbonian hooker while you still had the chance...

**Mongoose** · 30th January 2005, 19:35

Originally Posted by Blakamin

I'm hangin to see one that connects to eyebrows!!!!

Not posting my pic then

**SPORK** · 30th January 2005, 20:00

Go back to the light! SA is so great. And JeffK. And pretty much everything on there

www.somethingawful.com (For all you sad, uninformed people)

**Motu** · 30th January 2005, 20:11

I was in Melbourne airport in about 1980 to pick up someone - my Aussie mate laughed and said look at all those Kiwis....How do you know they are Kiwis? I said,they could be from anywhere in the world,you don't know what plane they came off. - Well,all the guys have a mustache,all Kiwis have a Mo he said.

I had never noticed before,but it's a bit of a trademark.Clean shaven or with a beard,I've always had my mustache.

**fritter** · 31st January 2005, 08:32

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

That's the HetfieldMo'. Never fails

I think he resembles White Goodman more than Hetfield

**mini_hooks_** · 31st January 2005, 08:55

i think he looks like an american bikie gang leader

**SPORK** · 31st January 2005, 09:20

Originally Posted by fritter

I think he resembles White Goodman more than Hetfield

Exactly. The HetfieldMo' is the one I'm yet to draw a picture for. Well, I've actually drawn it, I just can't be bothered uploading it yet. Yes, I am the lazyiest person in Upper Hutt.