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  1. 31st January 2005, 09:55 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas
    funny thing is, the girls love ya with the facial hair - but they dont like snogging ya in fear of making out with sandpaper and needles
    I have recently grown some 'facial fungus'. My wifes reaction has been exactly the opposite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    I have recently grown some 'facial fungus'. My wifes reaction has been exactly the opposite.
    They don't generally like velcro face on the titties. Causes a rash.
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    i had a good one.....met a girl who said shave it...then another one who liked it... then another one ..shave it

    how the fuck are we suppose to know..??????

    but it leeks less when i dive.......


    what a ride so far!!!!
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  4. 31st January 2005, 10:18 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    They don't generally like velcro face on the titties. Causes a rash.
    Grow a decent beard and then that is not a problem, in fact the exact opposite could be saud, it can inhance things like when you ..... Oh heck, wrong mssg board
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo
    but it leeks less when i dive...
    No muff too tough?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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  7. 31st January 2005, 11:37 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    No muff too tough?
    Interesting book that

    One Muff to Tough
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  8. 31st January 2005, 11:42 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose
    Interesting book that

    One Muff to Tough
    About the Ocean Beach meat works dispute? Are you sure you've got the right title?
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  9. 31st January 2005, 11:45 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    About the Ocean Beach meat works dispute? Are you sure you've got the right title?
    Yep, and yep(I think)
    Taken off his T-shirt and adapted to suit the book
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    Phewww - I'm glad to hear that the photo of Mr Melon is of him with facial hair. For a moment I thought he was suffering from a case of BlackSnotTarDribble syndrome.

    He's not a traffic cop is he?
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    Haha nicely said BB.
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    I'm not growing anything that makes me look like a 70's porn star (or so I've been told).
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    I get told off everytime I try and grow something, besides, I hate stuff on my face.
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    I think hunters and collectors (that the right name?) in cuba st will help Melon complete the look:
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    Ooh sexy, the village people will have nothing on me!
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