Kiwibiker Male Challenge

[Jamezo]

And sure enough - it was:

[IMG]This is it![/IMG]

may I be the first to say, w00t!

[Mongoose]

may I be the first to say, w00t!

wOOt? You offering or asking??

[Holy Roller]

A while back I shaved off at the end of a year long diploma course. The reaction was fantastic as many of the girls just screamed at the difference.
You want a mosatchio
I found an old pix and cropped out the thing of beauty that left only me behind.

[scumdog]

Obviously Mr Melon and I went to the same School For Cultivating Moustaches, in fact he would almost pass as my double

Of course I've enhanced my 'Chopper' type mo. with a pair of extensive side-burns.

Facial hair of this olk is all the rage but of course those who are incapable of cultivating a fine mo will argue otherwise - wannabes!!!!

Of course that last statement is not directed at ladieswho in the interests of modesty are generally advised to refrain from public displays of their 'wires'

[scumdog]

If you're going to have a tache competition, there need to be some standards:

1. The tache shall not extend BELOW the lip line.
2. The tache shall not connect with other facial hair (burns, goatee, eyebrows, nose hair, etc).
3. Colouring and growth promotants shall not be used.
4. Wax and styling products may be used to enhance compliance with rule 1.
5. If evidence of a decent tache cannot be demonstrated within 10 days of the cessation of shaving, shaving shall recommence immediately.

The judges' decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into.

What's the point of growing one if THAT is as large as you're allowed??
Re. No.4, I find ear-wax very good and always conveniently available.

[Hitcher]

What's the point of growing one if THAT is as large as you're allowed??

Use your imagination. I have seen many people with magnificent efforts that didn't break the "below the lip" rule.

[scumdog]

Use your imagination. I have seen many people with magnificent efforts that didn't break the "below the lip" rule.

Not for this boy, fu-manchu/chopper/viva-zappata style is all the go in my books.

Each to their own but no 'Wing-Commander Prune' types or Spanish Bull-fighters etc for me.

[MrMelon]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!

[Blakamin]

And sure enough - it was:

[IMG]This is it![/IMG]

HAHAHAHAHA... cool....
what happened to ya?

lucky I can't scan mine (single page scanner)... had hair nearly the same length but it was bleached white... billy idol white!!!

[Waylander]

Need to quit shaving for a while see what i can come up with.

[Blakamin]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!

shaved gorillas dont count, MrM

[MrMelon]

Holy crap you're not wrong. I didn't notice that dude's chest rug! He puts Austin Powers to shame!

[Waylander]

Must be Italian

[Deano]

And sure enough - it was:

[IMG]This is it![/IMG]

Fuck that looks like Michael Murphy from NZ Idol.

[Skyryder]

Shit i've still got a way to go before beating this guy!

Self flagellation instraments don't count. Or is it a fly swat. Either way the old one two would look interesting. Or are they leg hooks for a bit of muff diving??

Skyryder