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  1. #31
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    Man that thing was getting up speed going up the driveway!
    The completely flat front tyre made things slightly disconcerting... pootling along then wall wall wall, turn... oh shit, WALL!
    (It's ok, we missed the wall. This time, anyway...)
    I foresee hours of AWESOME fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    now while jafa and i did prove very effective at talking our way out of trouble while the others pull the beer bottles down from the windows, we still had a bit to learn about avoiding police:
    • don't drive a station wagon full of people, with a trailer, aimlessly around suburbs at 1am without your headlights on
    • check that the trailer has a current wof before you leave
    • having a traffic cone in the back apparently distracts the fun police from technical breach of driver's licence conditions
    • don't let a westie drive a celica in west auckland late on a saturday night
    Yeah we're a good team: I hit on the female coppers while you flirt with the male rozzers - seems to work so far!

    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    • maps from 1986 aren't that accurate anymore
    • asking at shell stations for directions just leads you to another shell station
    They are accurate! People have just put funny new towns in the way. Also, they appear to have named streets since then.


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


  3. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    now while jafa and i did prove very effective at talking our way out of trouble while the others pull the beer bottles down from the windows, we still had a bit to learn about avoiding police:
    • don't drive a station wagon full of people, with a trailer, aimlessly around suburbs at 1am without your headlights on
    • check that the trailer has a current wof before you leave
    • having a traffic cone in the back apparently distracts the fun police from technical breach of driver's licence conditions
    • don't let a westie drive a celica in west auckland late on a saturday night
    Actually come to think of it, it was quite marked how much less lenient the cops got as we headed north.

    EDIT: Not only did I not multi-quote, but I even quoted the same thing twice. Ha, screw you internet!


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


  4. #34
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    Doublepost!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Doublepost!
    Yeah gotta be careful with that. Andrew may red rep you for it


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    psssh i only red rep for arrogance/being a dick

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    so you red rep yourself all the time?

    Soz, couldn't resist, was just like asking for it there

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    if i could i'm sure i would've by now

  9. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    if i could i'm sure i would've by now
    *insert Westie in cop car facepalming here*

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    Speaking of which I need to go get my car at some point.

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    I've got Jafa's... and his rd. Want me to rep you andrew?


  12. #42
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    Sidecar

    THAT WAS FUN!

    Ning... ning ning NING BAAA BAAA BAAA!!! *Chunk!* *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

    Both: "Ahahahahaha!!!"

    Turns around at the end of the drive way

    Ning ning *chunk!* VAAAAAAA!!! BAAA BAAA!!! *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

    "Wall!!!"

    *wiggle wiggle*

    BAAAAA AAaaaa hh...hh......

    Both: "Ahahaha!!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!"


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  13. #43
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    ^^ All that means is that it handles better with pumped up tires, but that gear shift is suicidal.


  14. #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    ^^ All that means is that it handles better with pumped up tires, but that gear shift is suicidal.
    How fast did we go up on the drive way again? I'm preety sure we went about 70kph.... Well... atleast it felt like 70kph (Actually it was near 20-30kph)


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    First real rip around:
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=84275

    Yes you can spin up the back, have her on two wheels, and skid the front


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