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    welcolm twowheels 1959

    A lady biker from the south island has joined our ranks.
    She lives in the belief that all bikers are of the pot bellied bearded type.
    Maybee you south island guys need to prove her wrong.
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    And if we dont know who that is, how do we prove that? Says hime writibng in at a 83kg wet straight out of the shower

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    Wellcome TW1959...... were ever you are,
    BTW XJ, theres the North Is and the South Is and then theres the West coast
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    Welcome TW1959.

    Not all bikers have beards and pot-bellies.

    Some of us shave....
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Talking

    hello and welcome

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    Arrow hey

    Welcome and enjoy
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    Quote Originally Posted by XJ/FROSTY
    A lady biker from the south island has joined our ranks.
    She lives in the belief that all bikers are of the pot bellied bearded type.
    Maybee you south island guys need to prove her wrong.
    Mate that's why I say I'm a rider rather than a biker. Seems to conjure up disturbing pictures of overweight, tattoed, ...... you get the idea. Must be the 'Merican overtones.

    There again when was the last time you saw a skinny little guy riding a cruiser. Just not right.

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    Well I've got the beard now, but not quite the pot belly! Shouldn't need to eat too more many pies to get there though!

    ps. hi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticno6
    Welcome TW1959.

    Not all bikers have beards and pot-bellies...
    Thats right! There are quite a few ladies on this forum and as far as I know, they dont have these attributes
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
    (PostalDave on ADVrider)

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    Cool

    Welcome twowheels1959

    Yep its true........ they dont all have pot bellies and beards....
    There are the young and not so young and middle aged lads.....lol

    As to the gals.... umm nup they don't have beards either.....

    So come and have fun.... and go and show those southern boys how to ride...

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    I'm working on the beard (goatee so I can dye it pink) but the beer gut is going quite well thankyouverymuch...
    I have a tattoo or eight buit I dont ride a H-D..... I must just be a "bike" (no "r" coz I'm not fully-fledged)

    welcome to our recreation land in cyber-space


    [edit] actually the beard is taking a while so I'm a "bik"

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    Okay, does no-one check the dates of the first post. Some of you here are welcoming a member who joined 6mths ago!!

    Oh yeah, welcome to the site TW1959

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    Well I live on the south island and I'm a sex god. But then again I'm from a land far, far away so there's not much competition here

    Welcome , how u doing?
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