For all you office workers to help kill the boredom.
Don't tell anyone else in the office what you are doing - that's an automatic disqualification. Competition ends 5:00pm next Friday.
>> OFFICE DARE OLYMPICS >>
ONE POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to
you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave
your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right
now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp
your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and
whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it
out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the
doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did
you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your
voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player'
within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would
be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem
(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they
watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch
on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting
that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican
accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up
for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the
lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just
shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As
God is my witness, I'll never
go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am:
"See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You
wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say,
"I can't
talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him
he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc)
during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back
of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone
points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and
biscuit,
smash each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair
towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each
meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of
their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow
down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to
espresso.
8) Don't use any punctuation marks at all in your
e-mails.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after
they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I
Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they
sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like
this.
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Originally Posted by jrandom
ways to keep a good level of insanity...
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