I fell off

[jrandom]

I reckon them push bike things are dangerous and ought to be banned.

At the very least, the crazy bastards that ride them should be penalised for the cost they impose on society with all those accidents they're always having.

[Sniper]

Well that was clever now wasnt it. Imagine how silly you feel telling that gorgeous girl that you fell off your push bike.

When you could have said, I fell off my bike racing a drag car and still had time to get up, dust myself off and win the race.

[inlinefour]

hello all,
Today on my (push)bike ride, after hitting the ditch, i fell off. At about 50-55 kph.
Gravel on the side of the road caused my movement around the corner to be straightened...severly. I squeezd the brakes, shortly after i hit the ditch. The bike stopped, i didn't (damn physics.) My shoulder hit the bank first, followed closely by my head and then my elbows, knees ect.
I was taken to a medical center, by my friends Mum, and eventually to A&E for an xray...

Injuries include:
soft tissue damage of left shoulder, upper arm
lacerations of face, knees, arms, legs ect
bruises on knees and elbows, possibly in bones of shoulder.

The xray didn't show any breaks, but MRS doctor said the pain was from soft tissue damage, and possibly bruising of bones in shoulder.

I am counting myself lucky that i didn't have any broken bones, and that my "boo-boo's" will heal soon enough.

I cant wait until I can go out again to show that corner whos boss

You'll have the courner mastered in no time