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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    She will soon realise that being on the back with the gear is better...
    But what if she doesn't have a pink leather jacket that shows off her boobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    But what if she doesn't have a pink leather jacket that shows off her boobs?
    You're assuming she has some to show.

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    I look AWESOME and I have ALL the gear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    I look AWESOME...
    How are those egg-cooking skills coming along, sweetheart?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    How are those egg-cooking skills coming along, sweetheart?
    That's why I look awesome babe, I don't contend with the greasy goings on in the kitchen. Now you cooked me lunch yet?
    Reckless says "I like the crusty bits on the outside"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    You're assuming she has some to show.


    I look AWESOME and I have ALL the gear.

    Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Now you cooked me lunch yet?
    You best hope you don't get served a 'Kaitaia Fire surprise' bacon sandwich one of these days, miss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    You best hope you don't get served a 'Kaitaia Fire surprise' bacon sandwich one of these days, miss.

    Heh, Kaitaia Fire ain't so scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    No sex for me tonight then .
    Does she make you wear protection???


    works both ways...

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    No sex for me tonight then

    When this act next happens......point out to g/f whos got the protection.
    If you both have, then you both should have when on the bike. Both acts can be just as dangerous, sure, you shouldn't get broken bones or road scuffs during sex (if you do then think, location/location/location) but the female becoming pregnant or a STD is likely without protection right?
    On a bike, the suffering you endure if you survive could be horrendous ....much worse than giving birth (cant speak from experience but I have heard) giving birth feels like someone pulling your bits up over your head and stapling it to the back of your neck....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    Heh, Kaitaia Fire ain't so scary
    It is if you have gastric reflux
    Reckless says "I like the crusty bits on the outside"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    It is if you have gastric reflux
    Ohhh... ouch & yuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    I look AWESOME and I have ALL the gear.
    I look awesome........until I take off the helmet........

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    Draggin jeans... if your just communting http://www.dragginjeans.com.au/image...ginSkins06.jpg
    http://www.dragginjeans.com.au/image.../greyskins.jpg
    I have a revit jacket....they are pretty nice...nicely fitted
    http://www.ascycles.com/detail.aspx?ID=44743

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    You need a way to get inside her head. Let Google be your friend but pick images that look a lot like your g/f but with various bits missing. Not nice. That should do the trick. BTDT.

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