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    She has issues - she does not mind helmet-hair but will not wear riding gear?

    She doesn't read the naked news by any chance?

    I suggest you take her for a walk around the block - at some point when she least expects it trip her up. This will hurt, she may even get a bit scuffed up. She will complain - just tell her 'that's nothing, what the F do you think would happen if you were on my bike doing 100 and we came off?????'

    She will realise how much you care and she will be all over you that night (you may even get 'behind the hedge sex' on the way home).

    Let me know how this goes for you.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    She will realise how much you care and she will be all over you that night (you may even get 'behind the hedge sex' on the way home)


    Or not.

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

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    Find a new gf www.nzdating.co.nz

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    Just point out that you wear gear so she should to if it's to dangerous for you then it's even worse for her espically if you come off the pillion will get hurt more find some statistics and show her also there is some female gear that is f***ing sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Have you told her this?
    Yes, she just shrugged it off with the 'dont be such a pussy' look in her eyes.

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    But what if she doesn't have a pink leather jacket that shows off her boobs?

    Motorcycling's no fun if you don't look good.
    Perhaps I should get photos of how hot all the KB chicks look in their gear! Then I could use that as persuasion
    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    You're assuming she has some to show.



    I look AWESOME and I have ALL the gear.
    See above. Pics of girls looking awesome in their gear would help me
    Help me help her!
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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    Thanks for some good advice. I'll get her down soon as then, theres a hot white jacket at motomail for 600 notes or so.

    I wonder if the shopkeep would help out and remove the price tags / put fake ones on so she wouldn't complain I was spending too much?
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    Thanks for some good advice. I'll get her down soon as then, theres a hot white jacket at motomail for 600 notes or so.

    I wonder if the shopkeep would help out and remove the price tags / put fake ones on so she wouldn't complain I was spending too much?
    Even better, get them to leave the 'old' price showing but put a sale sticker on it, for some silly reason us girls can't resist a sale bargin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    Thanks for some good advice. I'll get her down soon as then, theres a hot white jacket at motomail for 600 notes or so.

    I wonder if the shopkeep would help out and remove the price tags / put fake ones on so she wouldn't complain I was spending too much?
    I got a full leather jacket off trademe for 300...its awesome!

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    this happened to me with no gear, can never straighten my arm again.

    if you dont wanna take her then dont...

    if she cant follow the rules of the bike shes not allowed on.

    its either gear or bus. to be honest if i had a gf that couldnt understand the need for gear id'd be hunting for another one.

    stop thinking with your penis.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...2&d=1120127770

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...4&d=1119497454

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    stop thinking with your penis.
    And start thinking with your balls?


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    No protection...no ride, mind you with having 5 kids I'm not one to talk

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    I'd make her catch the bus.....

    Id then follow the bus, overtake it, pull over and get something to eat, then follow the bus overtake it stop again.
    If your going to piss her off, then you better make a good job of it.

    You don't want to be "that guy" that got her all messed up if it ever happened. you would find trying to live it down pretty hard. Not to mention all the nagging
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    Dude, I was riding it home from Hamilton in the pi$$ing rain $hitting myself .... There's no way in hell I could own that bike for a week and still have my license. There...I've admitted it.

    Scracha Loves me ... Know him before you judge me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1** View Post
    Find a new gf www.nzdating.co.nz

    hey ive been on there a year n still cant get a women...

    maybe they think im out of thier league???...


    I mean like im not suprised just look at me...
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    Reading the stories of people on this site alone made me buy decent gear to start off with.

    And then if this pic doesn't make anyone want to get some good protection I don't know what will except personal experience (I would say these guys won't ride without gear again)
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