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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Then why is everyone raping him again?

    Gah never mind, maybe ignorance is a bliss...
    This Thread For Dummies:

    Dushy posts up a thread guaranteed to cause speculation and light-hearted joshing regardless of where it is posted.

    In comes some NON-SMC FOLK who poke a little fun as Dushy.

    Dushy majorly over-reacts and says some really unneccessary and dickhead-ish things.

    He even accuses the SMC senior member folk of not setting a good example (bollocks really, more bikers should aspire to be like Squiggles/Ross/Andrew).

    He then proceeds to /ragequit the SMC when the fact that it was he who dragged this thread downhill was pointed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    He even accuses the SMC senior member folk of not setting a good example (bollocks really, more bikers should aspire to be like Squiggles/Ross/Andrew).
    aww come on i'm not that bad!

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    What happened to this thread....i read the first few post of how Dushi mum got a bike....good on her....but it seems to have turned custered...
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    Best thread ever. It's the bits that are left up to the imagination that make it so good

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    Moar posts should be deleted
    This post will self destruct in 12 hours....


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    Aw but Stephen I love this "Real-life KB" shit!

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    aha aha ahahaha.. delete more posts!!! this is brilliant! u know who'd start throwin hissy fits if squigs started "ammending their details".... skidmark! haha. try it man! i dare u!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zim_Invader View Post
    aha aha ahahaha.. delete more posts!!! this is brilliant! u know who'd start throwin hissy fits if squigs started "ammending their details".... skidmark! haha. try it man! i dare u!
    Im not deleting anything


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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    aww come on i'm not that bad!
    its the mane i tell u..!
    For those of you whose use the fast lane on motorways and only do a 100km/hr, can you pls use the middle lane, some of us like to ride at 105km/hr thank you very much.

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    I'm stoked your mum has a bike Dushy - it sounds like she is enjoying life and growing 'younger' rather than 'older and more sensible'.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    This thread was posted to cause speculation of a good sort ross, I did not intend to cause strife but alas this thread was hijacked and the third post was meant to be a jooke
    I realise what you were trying to do.

    I had no problem with your third post, and I'm pretty sure the majority of KB and SMC members have filthy enough minds not to be offended - 'twas you that went all prudish and deleted it to shield our innocent eyes.

    [For the uninitiated - post was something about porn collections and their discovery by 'the mrs' and the question from her perspective as to what one 'did' with the collection followed by the response from you re massaging the purple luncheon truncheon ] I paraphrase here, accuracy is not guaranteed, but I think I get the tone right.

    The issue I tried to politely point out was the obvious likelihood of the thread going the way it did, and your subsequent choice to react to it in the way you did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    I meant good hearted community as in the kb community not the smc. I do not intend to hide my dislike of skidmark and this thread was created to be a nice thread about my mother joining the ranks of the biking cimmuity.
    You gave our pet troll exactly what he wanted by reacting in the way you did. All I was pointing to was the logical inconsistency of complaining about the slide in tone of the thread and then reinforcing that slide in tone.

    Not-so-hidden-gibe detected: I'm sorry if I upset you - that was not my intention. You're one of the SMC's characters, and it won't be the same without you.

    As always, everything you do is largely choice: You were invited to throw your toys by SM, and you accepted that invitation.

    He knew you would, that's why he targeted you and your thread - a thread that was ripe for this hijack by the way it was pitched.

    (I accept that at least one aspect of his 'hilarity' was genuinely offensive - but that could have been dealt with in a way that increased your mana and decreased his had you chosen it)

    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    Alas I believe if I am sliding towards the becoming club pariah it is a sad day for me as I have never intentionally meant to cause disruption though I will admit I have ignitined a few quarrels in my time, but have reinforced the clubs image the best I could with customers at work and members of the biking public.
    Truth be told, I am a little regretful about aspects of the tone of my post and some of what I said. I can't take that back now of course.

    I was annoyed at the predictableness of it all. SM's trolling and your reaction.

    I was pointing out that things could have been different had you reacted differently - that still rings true.

    My post was a little harsh on the re-read. I apologise for this. I realise you never mean harm.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    I take leave of this forum and all shit talking contained with, may the little smc microcosm chug on happily without my input which I believe it 150% will.

    Good day.
    Your choice, see above.

    *sighs at the futility of it all*

    EDIT: PM'ed to Dushy, because that's only fair.
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    Wow, this thread was definately adequately named.

    Gave me a laugh.
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    For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
    Because he knows the time is short
    Let him who hath understanding
    Reckon the number of the beast
    For it is a human number
    Its number is six hundred and sixty six.


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    Ross that was a spectacular apology while maintaining your stance, giving every thread i have read in this forum I didn't expect it... but then again someone who chose the combination of science and law must have some linguistic and reasoning abilities. (no offence intended for anyone taking any other degree.. but there aren't many out there with a science and law degree)

    Main point: I definitely think the lesson from this should be: be careful on the internet as what you say may not be taken as you intend it to be received. something humourous can be read very differently

    but then again, do you guys really want to take a lesson from this or carry on as you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSXR Trace View Post

    but then again, do you guys really want to take a lesson from this or carry on as you are?
    hermm in here lies the problem..pretty big choice here.
    For those of you whose use the fast lane on motorways and only do a 100km/hr, can you pls use the middle lane, some of us like to ride at 105km/hr thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSXR Trace View Post
    Ross that was a spectacular apology while maintaining your stance, giving every thread i have read in this forum I didn't expect it...
    Phoar, we are insulted, we obviously need another contentious topic to discuss, and i think i have just the topic :devil:


    Ross, we can tell you've done that library paper at least twice now


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    Phoar, we are insulted, we obviously need another contentious topic to discuss, and i think i have just the topic :devil:

    your insulted... does that mean you don't think the majority of this is pointless dribble and boys talking smack?

    but have to admit, with the posts that are deleted, this sounds a hilarious thread due to what you imagine to have been said, until it gets far too serious and out of hand

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