unless you can prove it.
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Come warm yourself by the fire
very,very wrong.......i think i better go work on the bike for a while to wipe that from my memory
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Aargh, photos!
Hehehehe, I really didnt need to know that, but yet another reason to not buy a second hand hearing aid
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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Ohh shit that's bad...
Forum whore
Another in that vein - an old woman goes to the doctor with constipation, complains bitterly about the suppositories prescribed. She tells the doc " I bin takin these thing, just like yer said, even though they taste terrible, and for all the good they been doing, I coulda shoved them up me arse"
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
wheelchair rookie
I disagree.
It twas good (or I have a warped sense of humor)Originally Posted by Skunk
Ohh shit that's bad...
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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Badly goodIt twas good (or I have a warped sense of humor)
wheelchair rookie
Possibly that ot
Goodly bad?Badly good
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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Hardcore Biker
Kinda like,
"Doctor why on earth have you got that thermometer in your ear?" (as the nurse notices the doctor twiddling with said thermometer between his index finger and thumb). "What the hell are you talking about?" Doctor takes thermometer from ear and looks at it in disbelief. "Oh shit!!!" Some arsehole's got me pencil!!!"
BTW nice legs sisters
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