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Thread: She's a swinger from way back, Yeah baby

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    Truly inspirational stuff. It does get rather tiresome finding out that yet another female possesses testicles rather bigger than my own. I may have to take back that offer of a left testicle to crasherfromwayback. Mine's probably not big enough.

    Good on you for "manning" up and admitting to having human emotions instead a thin layer of demeaning banter over an acne ridden teenager's soldi core of self-loathing Warwick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fuck off you limp wristed homo here's how hard I am

    Crashed bike, fractured wrist, got back on and still finished third and did the rest of the days racing

    Crashed bike, fractured ankle, walked back from the hairpin pushing the bike and still did the rest of the days racing
    Mate, so what you're trying to say is that not only can't you swing, but you also cant ride for shit either!!
    No wonder you always have a tear in your eye!!!! You poor poor sad limp wristed S.I. fag!!


    And here was Sidecar Bob and I thinking that you might be able to swing on the BMW posty chair. Mate, you'd be too scared to even leave the pits!! We might have to recruit the bigger balled Joni to do it!!




    Actually Kick, in all seriousness, if we found you a sidecar crochet pattern, would you be interested???




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    Awesome Joni She looks pretty comfy there W, you might have to find another rig yet.

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    There's a few other rigs around, but come on, would you want an overweight, slow, unco, scared, homo on your chair??
    Besides, he'd go through all your wifes tissues in the pits!!
    I've heard when he farts, it makes the pits smell of pies..........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    And here was Sidecar Bob and I thinking that you might be able to swing on the BMW posty chair.
    I'd love to thanks

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Actually Kick, in all seriousness, if we found you a sidecar crochet pattern, would you be interested???
    Pass it on to Bob seeing as he swings for you he'd have plenty of time to do while racing

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I've heard when he farts, it makes the pits smell of pies..........
    Where as yours probably smell of sidecarbobs semen
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    That is brilliant, always thought you were Joni's sidekick but there ya go.
    Big ups to joni, ya'll must have been buzzing for a couple of days either side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I'd love to thanks
    You might get a chance at Wangas........


    Pass it on to Bob seeing as he swings for you he'd have plenty of time to do while racing
    Well, yeah, he does, cause he's such a natural passenger, that whatever I throw at him, he always sorts it!! Didn't you see him yawning all Nats?? while the rest of ya homos weren't cutting the mustard........
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