Let The Countdown Begin.

[vifferman]

Which group are you riding in on the 31st, dpex?

When you go splat, I promise to run over, poke you in the eye, and slit your throat with a broken mirror.

That's very kind of you.
You've obviously paid very close attention to the KB Online FirstOnTheScene Accident First-Aid Course, and you're just dying to put your new-found knowledge to use.
Good to have a willing volunteer, innit?

[jrandom]

You've obviously paid very close attention to the KB Online FirstOnTheScene Accident First-Aid Course, and you're just dying to put your new-found knowledge to use.

Yes.

When I crashed at a MotoTT day, everyone just rode by and giggled at me.

Shocking.

For all they knew, I could have been standing there dying.

[vifferman]

For all they knew, I could have been standing there dying.

Perhaps they just didn't come prepared with a piece of broken mirror and a ballpoint pen? I mean, you'd look pretty silly stopping your bike on the side of the track and rushing over to help, only to find you were actually helpless in the face of certain death.
Much wiser to just ride past and giggle. (With embarrassment, of course).

[FROSTY:Me]

Which group are you riding in on the 31st, dpex?

When you go splat, I promise to run over, poke you in the eye, and slit your throat with a broken mirror.

Please don't do that mate. It takes FOREVER to wash the dried blood out of my vans carpets.--and ya never know YOU might need to borrow it next weekend

[dpex]

That's very kind of you.
You've obviously paid very close attention to the KB Online FirstOnTheScene Accident First-Aid Course, and you're just dying to put your new-found knowledge to use.
Good to have a willing volunteer, innit?

Vifferman, you're a damned fine bloke, Offering to run over me...at the expense of your suspension, on account of I'm a big, fat dude...is an exemplary indication of your sense of propriety, as regards my need to know how well my leathers will protect me.

May I ask you poke me in the left eye...the right is already a bit desensitized.. And would ya mind spitting on the broken mirror to ensure it's a bit clean?

Thanks mate. You make St John seem feeble.:--))

[dpex]

Oops. Not Viffer...JRandom. Same thanks to you.

[dpex]

Please don't do that mate. It takes FOREVER to wash the dried blood out of my vans carpets.--and ya never know YOU might need to borrow it next weekend

Jeez. Will ya stop moaning. My blood will be all out there on the track after Jrandom has done his thing.

[dpex]

Sorry to break your spirit, but a 1995 YZF600 isn't quite an R6.

How dare you Sir/Madame/Honda rider.!? My beautiful bike is as much an R6 as she wishes to be. And she doesn't give a fig for your antediluvian precepts.

I challenge you to a duel, Sir/Madame/Honda rider. On the track. At Taupo. 31st. Bring your own bits of broken mirror, tubes, etc. Jrandom may yet find another upon whom he may weave his desires.

[dpex]

Be careful, folks, the watchers are out there.

I take the piss about falling over at Taupo and get a message telling me I'm not allowed, Apparently it's okay to fall off when you least expect it, but not when you want to, or not

I watched Craig Sherrifs and sundry others fall off at Manfield. Nobody banned them. Apparently, their 'falling off' was just a part of it. Apparently, if I fall off I would present a major issue to other riders.

I write a piss-take to KB and get a phone call saying I mustn't think about falling off. Really? I mustn't think about this?

So perhaps one of you really smart guys can tell me how I will ever learn to recognise the point when falling off has arrived until I get there?

And is there a safer place to find out than on the track? Answer? No. So it seems I'm now destined to find out on the road. Gee. That's the good solution, eh?

That was the whole point of going to Taupo. To learn. To discover. To know when, on the road, the edges have been met.

But, oh no, we can't have that, can we. It's okay if a body such as me does want to find-out, but doesn't say a word before the event, then that's okay. But highlight what you wish to achieve, and what do you get? Bureaucratic bullshit.

I just want to know when me and my bike reach the event horizons. And the only place I can safely do that is at a track. But now, because I have stated my wish, I'm banned.

That's good eh?

[ajturbo]

WTF????

tell the wankers to pull their heads in...

i tell when i fall off.. it is the funniest thing!!!

well i think it is... cause MOST of the time i have no idea how or why...

hahahahaha

go crash matey and let us know how ya go...

and why.. (hope you don't hurt ya self of cause!!)

when i started bucket racing i fell off EVERY corner.... then one day i did one whole lapp... fell of with fright..
then one day i FINISHED a race....

i used to fall off on the left
on the right...
ran over people... crashed into people..

hahahahaha

[ajturbo]

it's all about finding YOUR limits...

GO FIND THEM!!!

[mtroskill]

Go to the track in a truck disguised as support crew and run them over.

[dilz]

have you actually been banned from moto tt trackdays bro?

[MadDuck]

I watched Craig Sherrifs and sundry others fall off at Manfield. Nobody banned them.

You compare yourself to Craig ?

I write a piss-take to KB

At the time you wrote it was it really a piss take? I dont think so.

And is there a safer place to find out than on the track? Answer? No. So it seems I'm now destined to find out on the road. Gee. That's the good solution, eh?

Just keep posting so I know which roads to stay off

That was the whole point of going to Taupo. To learn. To discover. To know when, on the road, the edges have been met.

What ...how to fall off and take someone with you?

Bureaucratic bullshit.

You sir are a dick head

[Taz]

Gee don't hold back madduck..... Tell him what you really think.