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    Mrs busa pete

    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? ............. Restore your Virginity?
    Shit mate where the hell do you come up with these things
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too..not to change it into something totally different.
    We know what you really want.

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    Also, I should note that I feel shortchanged after visiting those links.

    I was expecting a somewhat more awesome combination of lasers and vaginas. Imagine the military potential!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I was expecting a somewhat more awesome combination of lasers and vaginas. Imagine the military potential!
    LOL.
    "AHH!! It burns! IT BURNS!!"
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    awesome combination of lasers and vaginas.
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    *Dastardly villian voice* Answer the question Mr Bond, or we will shoot you with this vagina. Or vagina you with this laser!
    Oh hell, just untie him and let him go. He always escapes, anyway."
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    Laser vaginas oooo tears in mine eyes!

    I have all sorts of visions now.

    ....Actually now I want a laser shooting pussy

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    Dr Evel probably has a prototype.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    I just love the tag functon - always gives me a giggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    So tell us. Did it work?
    Never needed it...I never grew up.

    Read my signature...it explains it all...

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We know what you really want.
    shudder... dude.. you seriously have a strange dvd collection...

    what we really want is soft sensual men who are in touch with their feelings and able to relate to us on an emotional level. Men who aren't afraid to express themselves. Men who treat us as equals not objects.
    Men who ...wear pantyhose...
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    He/she said the V word.

    Cool tags on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We know what you really want.
    Shit that movie was hilarious!!! Saw it at the film festival
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    Reconditioned and restoring that virginal feeling? I thought most women got that for free after being sutured from their episiotomies. Laser surgery can't be any more painful than that surely.
    Yeah, I know the e word is probably a bit big for some of you non-girls out there - look it up it. Right up there with the "omg, i wish i hadn't read that after eating".
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    what we really want is soft sensual men who are in touch with their feelings and able to relate to us on an emotional level. Men who aren't afraid to express themselves. Men who treat us as equals not objects.
    Men who ...wear pantyhose...
    Lets keep Rossi outa this discussion huh.................the next Vagina he has will be the first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    But can they restore my anal virginity?
    Vinci Energies, Freyssinet or Eurovia Travaux Ferroviaires may be able to assist you? .... http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/2008/10/22/3724288.htm
    ... ...

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