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    Women are evil...aren't we

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding
    the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
    In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver
    when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that
    her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical
    condition and in the ICU.


    The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
    she'd be there as soon as possible.

    As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be
    her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more
    shops before heading to the hospital.


    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a
    cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last
    shop. She was jubilant.

    Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
    hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her
    husband's condition.

    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You
    went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're
    proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
    yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive
    Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it
    will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the
    rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be
    his carer!'


    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's
    dead. What did you buy?'

    Just as well for Sully60 I can't stand shopping...no really I detest it!!!!

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    Ooooo you rotten lot......

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    a little to close to the truth, but

    The Bride thought it was hilarious.......should I be worried?
    Oh bugger

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    He was gonna die anyway, and she would have missed out on the shopping if she stopped. Now, the doctor should have informed her he was gonna die, cause she might have bought something more male attracting if she had known she was going to be a widow so soon.
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    Gee I hope he had life insurance cos then she can go shopping whenever she likes.

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    I like it ... I like it ALOT .. hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nasty View Post
    I like it ... I like it ALOT .. hehehe
    Hell, even I like it

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    If the role's were reversed, and he was on the golf course, he would just finish the round...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Re the thread title

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    hahahaha, a girl after my own heart!

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    lol.....wots evil about that?

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    Ripper!

    Am I the only male biker that loves shopping??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Am I the only male biker that loves shopping??
    Possibly...but BIKE shopping is a whole other matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Am I the only male biker that loves shopping??
    Yeah....but we know what kinda shopping you like so its' all ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Possibly...but BIKE shopping is a whole other matter
    Being surrounded by gorgeous bikes six days a week gets me that fix!

    I'm talkin 'bout REAL shopping girl! I visit my sister in Melbourne coupla times a year for my jeans/shoes and watches fettish! Oh...and to visit Phillip Island!

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