True story from Houston Medical Center - that's gotta hurt!

[Nasty]

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Wedding Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:-

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


erm, oh dear, and worse has some basis in truth:
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp

[scumdog]

Meh, more chance of jamming my wedding ring down my 'eye' than over my 'head' I reckon.

That dude must have had ultra-fat fingers - or a ferkin' tiny schlong imho....

[laserracer]

i can relate to that ..hahaha

[raftn]

Poor Bugger........