Three girls are leaving school. They make a pact to meet up in ten years time to compare notes on what courses their respective lives have taken.
In due course the meeting takes place.
Girl No 1 starts "Well I married an oil tycoon. We are soooo rich - we have houses all over the world, lots of servants and I have my own personal BMW. My life couldn't be better."
Girl No 2 is next. "Well I married a diamond magnate and we are so goddam rich it isn't funny. Why, my personal allowance nets me more each day than I earned in a year when I first had a job. I don't even know how many houses we own and I have five cars and six motorbikes of my own." (I added that bit in to make it relevant to KB....haha).
Girl No 3 says, rather wryly, "Well I married a fur king and I don't have a brass razoo to scratch my arse with....." The other girls looked puzzled...."but with a fur king? You should be loaded!!!!!"
Comes the reply....."not when he's a fur king australian....."