Particularly now your knees are (allegedly) fucked...Originally Posted by jrandom
Particularly now your knees are (allegedly) fucked...Originally Posted by jrandom
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Which page is that one on?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Originally Posted by MSTRS
Page 96.
too short, please lengthen.![]()
It's post 70 in the "Do you communte" thread. If I knew how to do it I'd add a proper link or copy it.Originally Posted by MSTRS
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Mikey mikey mikey
What a fuckwit.
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Vote David Bain for MNZ president
Cryhavoc, I haven't forgotten youOriginally Posted by Cryhavoc
You need not worry for any degree
Carrying your volcano handbag of
Refined flesh and exploding energy
I think you're OK, I think you're great
Look you even get another verse
But seriously now, come on we're mates
What is up with that white purse?
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
Hooks is correct, I do need a bikeOriginally Posted by Hooks
And yes I do like to bait with my posts
But never did I ever think
I'd be better with my toasts
The little I know and the little I've seen
You seem to be a nice tike
But here is your very own verse
GoodAndSuchLike
As for Skunk all black and white
With the fluffy tail trend
Your posts are like your namesake
Cute but watchout for the end
Then there's the fellow we all know
Good old Stone Chucker
Who won't let me ride his bike
Cheeky Mutha F...iretrucker
Now there was more for tonight
who probably felt forsaken
you've probably guessed from the rhyme
HELL YEAH it's alucard draken!
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
WAHOO!!!! cool![]()
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
lol no take my breath away paradoy on me yet![]()
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slipstream again."
Oh well, it's the thought that countsAnd, when did I say you couldn't ride my . . . bike? If you play your cards right... hehe
Indiana_Jones
So close yet so far
Whos thinks its wierd for chicks to kiss
Better stay out the back seat of his car.
Hell man i dont know figured that one would work i guess.![]()
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Just to change tempo a bit, here are some Haikus inspired by last weekends ride:
Hot sun melting tar,
Loose gravel spread across road,
I love summer rides.
Locked brakes on Kwaka,
Aiming right at us wobbling,
Please miss, Atomic!
Blue smoke rising up,
Oil burning in iron cans,
Here comes Two Smoker.
Five speed and two pots,
The VTR roars round bends,
Krayys ride aint half bad.
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
Ahem SS - you've missed out someone very important!!![]()
Sigh - being back at work and not posting as much you get forgotten so easily!
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