Can/will you add a verse?

**Biff** · 7th February 2005, 12:26

My ego isn't all that big, I just pretend it is
I just pretend I know it all, I really take the piss

Or maybe I'm just lying, and I'm a really special guy
I'm handsome, clever, filthy rich or simply like to lie

You can BS here on KB and it matters not a bit
cos most people know Im joking, and the rest can suck my $hit

**Deano** · 7th February 2005, 12:47

Originally Posted by Slipstream

There's not much I can say about Deano
For he is a quiet man

Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.

**Sniper** · 7th February 2005, 13:42

Originally Posted by Deano

Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.

I had that thought too, doesnt work

**Biff** · 7th February 2005, 14:19

Originally Posted by Deano

Quiet ?

Maybe at first, but I thought I was a bit of a loud mouthed arsehole to be honest.

No you fool - that's me!!

**ZorsT** · 7th February 2005, 16:38

my spelling isn't that bad
but still, it makes me sad
when people point out, and diss
it makes me sink into abyss

English isn't exactly my strong point
But i have seen worse at a burger joint
dictionary.com is a very useful tool
to make me seem less of a fool

and now my typing is almost done
but the clouds have covered the sun
so i dunno, i might stay here a while
you lot always make me smile

**Jamezo** · 7th February 2005, 20:24

Oh how can you forget the awesome Jamezo?
Who always will rail against the status quo
Phd(Hons) of the school of rock
His awesome hair makes it a mortal lock

He takes the fight to the retard low riders
While sarcastically belonging to the East Siders
Nobody is safe when his mighty Axe wails
But if it's not in tune, the 9 mil will not fail

He promotes socialism, wields his mind like a blade
If you drive a Hummer, be very afraid
A force to be reckoned with, all over the land
He writes in third person, why, no-one understands

**ZorsT** · 8th February 2005, 20:16

I think this thread is dead, its sad
I guess it was a passing fad
Thanks to those who gave me good rep
I cant tell who it was, Jonny Depp??

I wrote this rhyme while at school
but don't worry, im not a fool
all the set tasks were done
so then i got on with some fun

I really enjoyed this thread
I would read it before bed
If I kept rhyming here,
do people actually care??

maybe I should start a poll with that question

**Waylander** · 8th February 2005, 20:32

This thread is dead I must admit,
and no I shall not have a fit,
even though with it i can win,
and continue be more active than Blakamin.

I'm almost done with this silly rhyme,
and I believe I have spent enough time,
on this thread where rhyme abides,
and soon i will go out for a ride.

**Slipstream** · 8th February 2005, 21:45

Is this thread dead
Or is it conjection?
I myself believe
in resurrection.

I understand
that it's going slow
the post count is getting
rather low

but think but this
as you turn your head
that it gives you comfort
going to bed

that there is a place
where you can go
to spout shit
about things you know

I started this thread
because I could
not for rep points
maybe I should???

but if this is the end
then so be it
but I will remember
our KB wit

so with this verse here
i shall end this rhyme
with goodbye and don't forget
there's always another time

:spudwave:

**SPORK** · 8th February 2005, 22:01

So it's all over
Without a farewell
But is it the finish
As it was going so well

The rhymes they did flow
Through the board of keys
With much laughter abound
They'll be sure to please

And so from the 'Havoc
I'm off from the net
To listen to Metal
And shortly forget

About times on KB
With many a 'Q'
Without all you mugs
I'd have no idea what to do

I don't know where
This babble is heading
All I'm sure of
Is that I can't think of anything to rhyme with heading, so I'll pretend this never happened.

<-- To catch in on the craze

**Biff** · 8th February 2005, 22:06

Is it over? Is it gone?
Did I say something wrong?
Did my huge bulging ego bring pain like a prong?
Or prick like a prickle, I have a big dong
now where is that cute nurse with my nice injectionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

**Waylander** · 8th February 2005, 22:18

Good one there Mr Biff Baff.
I read it and then I just had to laugh!!
Now if you dont mind im gonna stop the posting
for an hour or two while these boys do thier thing
Cause its Crusty Demons on two and im not boasting.

**marty** · 8th February 2005, 22:28

nope, i think that it's over
unless honda comes back soon
cause the first thing that he'll probably do
is go frantic in his computer room

**marty** · 8th February 2005, 22:34

and three thousand old threads will be dragged
from where they should have been dreaming
of surfing the web thingy forever, but no
they're bought back up kicking and screaming