Can/will you add a verse?

[Atomic]

Just to change tempo a bit, here are some Haikus inspired by last weekends ride:

Hot sun melting tar,
Loose gravel spread across road,
I love summer rides.

Locked brakes on Kwaka,
Aiming right at us wobbling,
Please miss, Atomic!

Blue smoke rising up,
Oil burning in iron cans,
Here comes Two Smoker.

Five speed and two pots,
The VTR roars round bends,
Krayys ride aint half bad.

Arghhhhh your never gonna let me live that down!!!
Cheers for going to the trouble mate!

[Waylander]

Yokai if you would please explain,
and you'll tell us I do pray
But if you please dont refrain
but what is bendamindaday?

[Riff Raff]

Yokai if you would please explain,
and you'll tell us I do pray
But if you please dont refrain
but what is bendamindaday?

Break it down now
Bend ... wicky wicky wow
A
Mind... wicky wicky shit
A
Day .... breakdance!

Oh dear I think I need a coffee!

[Slipstream]

Break it down now
Bend ... wicky wicky wow
A
Mind... wicky wicky shit
A
Day .... breakdance!

Oh dear I think I need a coffee!

As I said before
I believe in ressurection
It hasn't died
but taken a new direction

From funny prose about
KBers and there bike use
To haikus and rap and
breakdancing produce

So enough with this
out of style poetry
and on to the fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fresh
new hop hipity

Word to your mutha

Peace
I'm outta here

[Yokai]

You guys are lost
I'm rapping with frost
That hurts your ears
They burst with the cost
Of the rhymes that I throw down over you

But you can't see
That's just what I mean
When I tell you
You're gonna gleam
Like so much dust in my new rearview

Gotta think harder
And use your rap ardour
Cos you know that I'm great
I'll take on all of your fathers
And shut them down with this my killer brew

Cos it goes like this:

There's Slipstream and Biff baff
With AllucardDrake and Riff Raff
Hitcher, JR and my ol' mate Jims comin' thru

Just lost in the wind
One rhyme and they're pinned
You read it here first and you knowthatitstrue

Her comes CryHavoc
Who just don't give a F***
He ain't got the luck
You dogs better duck
'Cos Im gonna keep rhymin' over you!

[Biff]

Make some forkin noize
girls n boyz
hooning around on your big boys toyz

whose in da house?, it's da KB crew
rapping, tank slapping, can you guess whose who?
from cute bikie chicks to fuckwits unable
to make rhyme nor sense, just plain unstable

just dont you forget to remember this
that most of us here just plain take the pi$$
without cause or malice, so remember my man
that you may talk bollox, but not like Biff can

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

[SPORK]

Regge-Re-ReReRe-ReggeRegge

Yo yo yo, out here in the Hutt
You gotta be sharp, you gotta be cut
All you wannabe rappers stay down in the dirt
Coz 'Havoc and the posse are comin' for you!

We rap here, yeah, we rap there
We rapped Yokai right off his chair
And stood on his face, to hide his shame
Of gettin' beaten at his own game

*Bass Breakdown*

Now when I came, I said the Hutt was our home
Beatin' all the playas with a garden gnome
But now we startin' to expand
So you better be watching out at your homeland

*Various Scratches and drum beats*

[Yokai]

'Sup Havoc you n' your crew
Aint you got nothin' better to do
Than pick fights wit' those more erudite 'n you?

You sittin' down there talking yo shit
when you frightened cos you - you's my bitch
And all I gotta do is spark my SRV kit

I seen all you moves in stere ereo
They's all played out - jus' makes me weary yo!
So I'm comin through like yo Momma's 3d video!!

You aint no Biff and you wanna play it?
Like bitch - you cain't even say it
Just get on your knees, suck, yeah fellate it!

But I ain't got no beef wit' de Welly gang
Just confused they let you in wit' your AG wang!
Cos baby yo' ride - that ain't no thang!

So get over here, Havoc let's see wassup
Yo rhymes as lame as an apple Freshen Up!
Got no flava - that's right less 'n a paper cup!

Let's see what you got you panty waist Mutha
Can you put 4 words one after the other?
Call me when I'm done wit' Your Mother!

[ZorsT]

how, and why has this thread gone to rap?
As i was readng it, my foot was going a tappity-tap
Even though I hate, and dont listen to that crap

my eyelids are heavy, and wont stay open
I do not think that i am coping
with all this shit you lot must be smoking

my verse's have gone from four lines to three
I dunno why, it just seems to be
I like this thread, how about you? dunno, thats just me

Oh, i just cant wait for monday, for its the day
I get to wake with a hangover, and say gidday
to my teachers, who will ask, "are you feeling okay?"

I almost died today, the roads were wet
If i had, a few people would notice, i bet
That car smashed into the ditch would look bad
while my family, and remaining friends would be sad

the driver learned something I already knew
to not drive like the road is dry, when its not
Luckily we live to see tomorrows dew

And so now, i must visit the land of nod
'cos me, im a pathetic sod
who needs sleep like he needs a drink
(I wonder, if we chucked WINJA in the sea, would he sink???)

[Jamezo]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE SHIT THIS TURNED INTO A RAP BATTLE THREAD?

[Waylander]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE SHIT THIS TURNED INTO A RAP BATTLE THREAD?

Don't know. I ran out of rhymes and I can't rap so I think imdonw with this thread. So have fun.

[marty]

long before it turned into a shouting, abusive one.

[SPORK]

Yokai you wanna scrap?
That's down wid me
Coz I know you's crap

The tempo's changed
Your brain's deranged
But still you at this lark
It's time to shift out of 'Park'

You diss mah bike, I'll hit you up
I'll crush you on the ground
Like a mo'fuckin' styrofome cup

You rhyme it with it with it
That probably proves that
Your rap aint nothin' but ****

Yeah, yous got the skillz
But when it comes to rap
Go back to poppin' pills

Tupac was mah Dad
Coz on the East, we hit em up
Should 'splain why yo so bad

This be da last verse
Coz I'm done stompin'
So read it and curse
Coz me and yo' mum be rompin'!

[ZorsT]

I dont see why you lot are replyn'
you see, there aint no use in tryn'
to beat me, you'd have to be superman
or that, or have some kinda master plan

Poetic lisence is allowing me
to write, type how i wish
get back in the kition, make me some tea
I have full control of that bitch

Just like your momma, that tool
you grew up to be such a fool
to challenge me at what I do best
Would put all you skills to the test

Some of you, not many
would beat me, for a penny

bikes are good, bikes are great
its those asshole bikers that i hate

Aiiiiiiiiight

all text in the colour blue was included so that i get more "street cred"

[Slipstream]

all text in the colour blue was included so that i get more "street cred"

What's the orange for then?