Can/will you add a verse?

[Biff]

Now Yokai is a funny soul, having travelled most the globe
One never knows where he'll be next, religious furvour mostly controlled
He changes jobs more frequently than I can change my pants
and get him onto godly things and he takes a clear, firm stance

But implying that us Taffy's enjoy "pleasure" with woolly things
Is as politicaly correct as saying that all Asians should catch trains
Or that wimmin should be in kitchens and washing all mens clothes
Or that blonde wimmin are best positioned bent over touching their toes

Not that I'm really all that bothered cos I've heard it all before
But dear Yokai I feel that I really must emplore
that stating that Welshmen wear velcro gloves really is such crap
sheep are far more fun, on the edge of a cliff, cos that way they push back

[Waylander]

Yokai is a curious sort,
who worries at the rligeous fort.
And so ill end this rhyme and pray,
that he'll tell us why he's been dammin the day?

[Waylander]

I am an odd ball to say the least,
and most cannot pronounce my name,
but I say its not a hard beast,
and im working hard to earn my fame.
I am mearly a fool actin,
so I tell you i am Alucard Draken

[Yokai]

And So I've heard from friends down there
In Christchurch near the Alps
But Gwent hasn't any cliffs you see
- Fewer than the hairs that sit on Quasi's scalp!

But I take it back you are correct....
Not all the Welsh shag sheep
In fact some have worse taste than that
And with Welsh bints they sleep!

But I'm just another pom
Who likes to make you grin
And so I think I've cracked the door
To let your insults in

So come on Taff lets see your stuff
And talk about my Mum
I know she's fat and full of fluff
But she's nicer than your bum

My dad was harsh and that's a fact
He threw me out twice daily
But he took one look at you my friend
And thought you quite the lady

And yes I cannot ride your bike
For I'm a learner still
But you see I'd rather like
One that can go up hill!

I've heard you turned down Aaron
(while we're on about your speed)
Cos he would beat you down the track
If you started in the lead!!

[Biff]

Yokai was born in England, a very long time ago
His life has been troubled and diffcult, filled with many a tale of woe
"Why is here he here in New Zealand?", I hear many a Kiwi shout
the reason my friends is simply, he keeps getting his butt kicked out..
..of counties like England, for wearing girlie pants
From the United States of Bushdom for being unable to dance
From Azerbazhan for bodily hair resembling a Kiwi cop
which wouldn't be bad if it were on his face, but it was down around his cock
and as for his parents, I'll not go there because that simply is not my style
I mean test tubes are unable to make a public denial
that even they would never dare parent such a strange man
a man whose middle name is "Butch' who likes line dancing whenever he can.

So just ignore what I've just said and welcome him along
It's not this strange wee fellows fault he's just a whingin pom.

[Waylander]

Well we've seen how good some of us can be,
and no i will not curse,
but i cannot help but wait to see,
who next shall put a verse?

[Yokai]

I doff my cap to dear Biff Baff
It seems he's read my posts
And got the gist of all my faults
And so I raise a toast

To those who taught him to move his lips
And spell out every word
Or more ... to those who helped him here
and read what he has heard

But On I move from his great Pome
And celebrate some more
Of KBs wondrous crowd of mates
Who've been knocking at the door

There's Paparazzi - he's the one
Who hangs his arse out every bend
And tries to get his knee on down
As he copies his great friends

TS and Chris who I never see
But for their red tail lights
Disappearing in the fog
From Frosty's burnouts bright

And CK I've met just the once
(when I got Really drunk)
with that KK kid who strokes his stick
and makes his balls kerplunk!

There's judderbar to whom I owe
A chocolate bar I think
I know its just a Moro
But he'd settle for a drink

And Tigger's here - she's passed her test
She's soon to get all hitched
To Eeyore who says for once
He's found a randy {partner}

And Aff-man likes to play with discs
And throws them through the air
Shame they're on his bike you see
(he'll need another pair)

Of those I see on the website now
I think I've mentioned all
'Cept those I haven't even met
Or cannot stand at all

But that is none (I think I'm right)
For yes I think it's strange
That while I've ranted and I've raved
KB has caused a change

I used to be a bit afeard
Of bikers and their play
But now I've spoke to some
(Like Zed and Random J)

I find they are all human like
('cept Alarumba dude he's a scary hoon!)
And have feelings and emotion things
And aren't some crap cartoon

So spare a thought for what you say
It all might be in jest
But yes we read what you have to post
And think KB's the best.

[Hitcher]

There was an old fellah called Hitcher
Who some people thought was a bitcher
Until he showed his class
With a campaign "pro arse"
And now everyone sees the big picture...

[Waylander]

There was an old fellah called Hitcher
Who some people thought was a bitcher
Until he showed his class
With a campaign "pro arse"
And now everyone sees the big picture...

Ofcourse they do you silly bafoon,
atleast so i think you'de have to ask SlipStream.
Aslong as you dont fill your own balloon,
then none of us will scream.

[Waylander]

Alarumba is a silly lad,
who has more awards than his dad.
It's just a shame their all arcade,
so soon your fame will surely fade!!!

Slipstream deserves all the credit,
for starting this thread of well placed rhyme,
and so i say lets not forget,
to thank for this waste of time.

(pt)

[marty]

,
was once the signature of Honda
could he be the lovely Johnny Rotten?
i guess it's something to ponder



spud, igor, scumdog and friends
are always looking for guys like lou
who spout off law and policy
but don't really have a clue

[Biff]

I think it’s plain for all to see
That everything is all about me
Grass grows so green to aid my day
Wind blows to keep the smells away
Sheep “baa” to tease and promise much
Dogs only exist to sniff at my crutch
The cage was invented to get on my tits
KB was constructed so that I could write bits
..of guff and stink that keeps all so happy
from the mighty man Hitcher to Mickey in his nappy
to RR whose arse is a sight to behold
in that its musical note, so I’m told is superb
to Viffer whose vrooms are so absurd
to aRse1 Aaron whose riding is turd
to the man they call Dangerous who lives in Belfast
who spend most of his time saying Guzzi’s are fast
but honestly, truthfully everyone can see.
That the reason you’re all here is because of me.

Now stop this I must cos I've a paper to write
If I don't hurry up I'll be here all night
Don't worry my friends and those who are learning
I understand in my abscence you'll be yearning
for my wise useful ditties and ceaseless knowledge of facts
I'll be back pretty soon so you can all relax
just one thing I must ask before I do go
why are Harley's, R1's and Guzzi's so slow
that place grass seeds on their saddles and watch the things grow
into big bushy plants that I'd sell if broke
but I'd rather take home and roll up for a smoke

[Waylander]

It seems to me your full of something,
that is warm and rises and isnt very filling
you think we all hold you up high,
but really to us your just an annoying fly.
so full of this something i really must declair,
that Biff Baff your really just a bag of hot air!!!

[Biff]

mr alucard draken you are a cheeky punk
picking a name i can't say when im drunk
believe what you want, you must live up a tree
cos everyone here knows it's all about me

[Waylander]

Indeed i do climb them on often,
and ofcourse my name is hard to pronounce,
but here is the truth that i will try not to soften,
but that is that peaple dont give an ounce,
and it seems you enjoy blowin your own balloon,
but soon we will all be sayin you Biffy Baff-oon!!!!