Can/will you add a verse?

[Waylander]

I can't prove no worth
Free verse
Is for incompetent hacks
Which is what I am.

But it sure beats the hell
Out of
Limericks about fat dudes

That was odd to say the least,
your rhyming as a fancy feast.
and if my words you cannot fathom,
thats becouse they're said with sarcasim.

[jrandom]

Make that two.

[StoneChucker]

Look at the f*ing time
But here I sit, reading swine
I must be up in 6 short hours
Just one more day till I can cower

Jrandom is a rebel, without a clause
Trying hard to go against the grain
He types his rhymeless free verse terse
And laughs as we all go insane

Quasi is a bloody legend
so much so he gets a double verse
organising rallys, prizes, routes and rooms
almost to the point of needing a hearse!

Quasi also knows all the stories
Slipstream, waterfight, pool, continue???
But surely there must be one of him?
Some care to drop him into...

Vifferman is quite the writer
rhyming kind thoughts, making them brighter
any time you're down my way
Come and say Hi, I'll show you where to be led astray!

Well, now I HAVE to get to bed
I know I'll be tired after my siesta
Hey, makes no diff, it's only work
Half the time, I'm a zombie at besta

[jrandom]

Well, now I HAVE to get to bed
I know I'll be tired after my siesta
Hey, makes no diff, it's only work
Half the time, I'm a zombie at besta

Join the club
This is too much fun
Hell, it's Friday, come lunchtime I'll be at the pub
Beats me how any work ever gets done.

[StoneChucker]

Jrandom mate, one day I'll show you
How to give the illusion I do
Working hard while hardly working
Is just as satisfying as KB lurking

[Slipstream]

I've just cleaned my computer
My monitor smells like turps
And thank the lord up above
Not like Riff Raff's bottom burps

What's yellow and runs away
You may think a banana split
But actually it's Cajun on his bike
When he gets to the racing pit

Now Vifferman seems quite poetic
With lyrics for what I'd kill
Taking my KB's poet crown
LIKE F**KING H**L YOU WILL!!

Yokai has a cute avatar
This so far is all I can say
As far as we all know
He's probably quite ghey

Another avatar that is quite intriguing
belongs to Mr Biff Baff
With the moving green picture
from www.mypictureisnaff ...... .com


Oh my dear dear Mr Quasievil
Ahh the stories that I could tell
Actually there isn't any I know
Only that your feet really really smell

Master of all good stoppies
The Suzuki TL1000 fan
He lives up in Auckland
Loosebruce is "da man"


Now I hope that I have not offended
And I know how you all hate an appology
But I had to say I'm sorry
... F**k it! SC**W ME!!

[Waylander]

And thus should the day end for me,
but instead im quite awake.
JRandom finanally writes a rhyme,
and no it isnt fake
Slipstream this thread is fun,
now ive got some food to make.

[Sniper]

Haha got nothing on me

Haha, got nothing on me either.

[vifferman]

Haha, got nothing on me either.

I had no intent to write some more
(Crappy verse: a tiresome bore)
But Sniper waved the challenge flag
Thinking him we would not rag.

Ha! Sniper rides a CBR
See him if you want a car
To rent them out is his task
Jappa crappa? Please just ask!

He lives in Blenheim, rides a bike
What else does this fellow like?
I dunno, so I'll make stuff up
Like, "Gnats piss he does like to sup!"

And, "He likes to lie with goats and sheep,
While in the mud he likes to sleep!
He only eats lollies and gum
(Some of which go up his bum!")

Sniper may well be a top-notch guy
But this piece of verse, I had to try
To show you that no-one can rest
From the mad bad verse-spewing pest.

[vifferman]

Scumdog[/color] who I've grown to like
Even though he rides "that kind of bike"
And is one of our Boys in Blue
He's a Kiwi Biker, through and through.

Whatever happened to that GoatFood guy?
Has he gone to the goat world in the sky? :spudwhat:
Blakamin's been made a KB demigod
He gets his name in bold, the lucky sod.

no I went home to see my fammily

[Sniper]

I had no intent to write some more
(Crappy verse: a tiresome bore)
But Sniper waved the challenge flag
Thinking him we would not rag.

Ha! Sniper rides a CBR
See him if you want a car
To rent them out is his task
Jappa crappa? Please just ask!

He lives in Blenheim, rides a bike
What else does this fellow like?
I dunno, so I'll make stuff up
Like, "Gnats piss he does like to sup!"

And, "He likes to lie with goats and sheep,
While in the mud he likes to sleep!
He only eats lollies and gum
(Some of which go up his bum!")

Sniper may well be a top-notch guy
But this piece of verse, I had to try
To show you that no-one can rest
From the mad bad verse-spewing pest.

Im laughing too much to be mad or take offence.
Viffer, that was the best I have ever read. Smart arse.

[Biff]

I thought that I had an ego, that bulged like a trouser snake,
or Mr Random (so he says) cos he eats lot's of cake.
But Slipstreams claim she's the queen of pose tells me that she's just a clown
as there are far more KB'ers here worthy of this crown
Please do not be offended, but you called my avatar poo
so I've changed it for something far more rude, and I did it just for you

[vifferman]

Do elevators smell different to midgets ?

Dunno - I've never smelled a midget... :spudwhat:

[Waylander]

I am glad this thread did not die,
and Quasi you should read,
becouse you have been done you silly guy,
with rhymes you probably can't beat!!

[marty]

Yay...My subtle dig for a verse about me worked....muuhaha

it wasn't really that subtle.