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    What I wanna know is, are they gonna be doing a proper clean or a half-assed make the fairings look pretty job? coz everyone knows you have to get dirty if you wanna get your bike really clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    What I wanna know is, are they gonna be doing a proper clean or a half-assed make the fairings look pretty job? coz everyone knows you have to get dirty if you wanna get your bike really clean
    well as long as they're half arsed I just don't give a fuck !

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    I feel so sorry for the others living out of Auckland
    Have gas...can and will travel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    What NONE of you has you missus doing this for you anyway??
    Be a good girl and point me in the nearest direction of a cute missus would ya?

    sheesh, I have to currently clean my own bike... and despite it being less than a month old... I don't want to
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    I feel so sorry for the others living out of Auckland
    Might be an excuse for a wee pootle up the island....

    Edit: Bugger. That day's the Woodville Lions Coast to Coast ride.

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    13 December is mine end my wife 13 year weeding anewersery , bike wash its nice Gift Idea for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    What NONE of you has you missus doing this for you anyway??
    Do you look good in a bikini? Cause I am looking for a girlfriend and one that likes bikes and would wash mine while wearing a bikini - well there is not much more a guy needs than that!
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    Ahh, I misunderstood. I thought it was a washing of bikes in bikinis - I was wondering where to get a bikini for a bike.

    (Although it does have a tank bra, so that's halfway there, I guess)
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Do you look good in a bikini? Cause I am looking for a girlfriend and one that likes bikes and would wash mine while wearing a bikini - well there is not much more a guy needs than that!
    Were you at RRRS two weeks ago?

    Sorry darln but I'm a happily taken girl. Besides, scooters just don't do it for me, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Isn't a bikini bike wash fundraiser for breast cancer awareness a bit like the Society For The Protection Of The Unborn Child raising cash by selling jelly babies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Do you look good in a bikini? Cause I am looking for a girlfriend and one that likes bikes and would wash mine while wearing a bikini - well there is not much more a guy needs than that!
    Lol, what a joke. Yeh she does look good in a bikini... but she'd never clean a burgman! Not when she has a Gixxer Thou to drape herself over should she want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Do you look good in a bikini? Cause I am looking for a girlfriend and one that likes bikes and would wash mine while wearing a bikini - well there is not much more a guy needs than that!
    but u dont own a bike.,..!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    Lol, what a joke. Yeh she does look good in a bikini... but she'd never clean a burgman! Not when she has a Gixxer Thou to drape herself over should she want to.



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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    but u dont own a bike.,..!!!
    bro at least his bike doesnt break down every 10 kms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    Ooops, before I drag this thread any further off topic, I do actually have contact with a 'promo' company here in Auckland that can arrange some pretty boys for the bike wash eye candy. PM me for details if you want.
    Hey! I would constitute 'eye-candy' if dressed in a bikini. Sort've like 100Kgs of icecream running from a hot day.

    I'm now waiting for Mt Eden MCs to call me to participate as the sexiest bike-washer a blind man has ever seen. :--))
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