Bikini bike wash! (13 December)

**MarkH** · 29th October 2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by Miss.L

Were you at RRRS two weeks ago?

Sorry darln but I'm a happily taken girl. Besides, scooters just don't do it for me, sorry.

Yeah that was me. You were the one on tippy toes, right?

Do you have any cute but single friends that look good in bikinis and do like scooters? Prefer non-smoker, other than that I'm not too picky. I have plenty of credit limit on the CC so if need be I can quickly buy a sports bike for weekend fun - but the girl will need to be smokin' hot and put out non stop for me to go that far!

**Little Miss Trouble** · 29th October 2008, 19:00

Originally Posted by MarkH

Yeah that was me. You were the one on tippy toes, right?

Do you have any cute but single friends that look good in bikinis and do like scooters?

Nope but that doesn't narrow it down much, there were loads of girls there this time

hey, maybe theres your answer

Yes, yes, no. sorry.

**smoky** · 29th October 2008, 19:16

Originally Posted by Mully

I was wondering where to get a bikini for a bike.
(Although it does have a tank bra, so that's halfway there, I guess)

My bike has a bikini fairing!!!

Originally Posted by Gremlin

sheesh, I have to currently clean my own bike...

Buy a Suzuki - I get random chicks asking to clean my bike for me all the time.

Any one want a Tui's

**Little Miss Trouble** · 29th October 2008, 19:22

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Lol, what a joke. Yeh she does look good in a bikini... but she'd never clean a burgman! Not when she has a Gixxer Thou to drape herself over should she want to.

Well I wasn't going to be quite so brutal about it, but yup gotta love that thou, even more when it gets painted bleck

**MarkH** · 29th October 2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by Miss.L

Nope but that doesn't narrow it down much

Actually . . . That would make you the other girl on a GPX250 then. IIRC there were 2 Ninja 250s and 2 GPX 250s + various others. If you weren't the shorty on the GPX then you musta been the other girl on the GPX - it ain't rocket surgery ya know.

**MarkH** · 29th October 2008, 19:37

Originally Posted by Miss.L

Well I wasn't going to be quite so brutal about it, but yup gotta love that thou, even more when it gets painted bleck

I was gonna buy a GSX-R1000 K9, but then shit didn't go to plan - they drew the wrong numbered balls out Saturday before last.

**Little Miss Trouble** · 29th October 2008, 19:46

Originally Posted by MarkH

Actually . . . That would make you the other girl on a GPX250 then. IIRC there were 2 Ninja 250s and 2 GPX 250s + various others. If you weren't the shorty on the GPX then you musta been the other girl on the GPX - it ain't rocket surgery ya know.

Did you pay half as much attention to what you were being taught?

Originally Posted by MarkH

I was gonna buy a GSX-R1000 K9, but then shit didn't go to plan - they drew the wrong numbered balls out Saturday before last.

If you reaaaally want a bike you'd find a way to make it happen

**MarkH** · 29th October 2008, 20:05

Originally Posted by Miss.L

Did you pay half as much attention to what you were being taught?

Oh yeah, at least half.

Upon thinking hard about which one you were I was able to recall you quite well. You were the one that would fill out a bikini pretty darn well.

Oh well, the pretty ones are always taken.

Originally Posted by Miss.L

If you reaaaally want a bike you'd find a way to make it happen

Yeah, but you don't just find over $20k lying around in the sock draw. That and $22K spent on a bike is $22K not available to spend elsewhere. I will see about finding some spare money next year, maybe enough for a GSX-R 750 second hand (maybe an old 1990 in good nick) for my weekend bike. I really couldn't give up the scooter for a weekday commuter though - it just works so friggin' well in that role.

Getting back to the bikini wash - if anyone knows a keen potential girlfriend, there may end up being 2 bikes and a car for her to wash, so her skills at vehicle washing while wearing a bikini will be very important.

**Little Miss Trouble** · 29th October 2008, 20:25

Originally Posted by MarkH

Oh yeah, at least half.

Upon thinking hard about which one you were I was able to recall you quite well. You were the one that would fill out a bikini pretty darn well.

Oh well, the pretty ones are always taken.

I'll leave it to someone else to take exception to that

Yeah, but you don't just find over $20k lying around in the sock draw. That and $22K spent on a bike is $22K not available to spend elsewhere. I will see about finding some spare money next year, maybe enough for a GSX-R 750 second hand (maybe an old 1990 in good nick) for my weekend bike. I really couldn't give up the scooter for a weekday commuter though - it just works so friggin' well in that role.

My 'new' bike ain't gonna be new, just big, powerful & sexy time!

Commuting? nothing wrong with commuting on a sport bike, wheelies are a great way to blow off steam after work so I'm told