NZ's Got F**k All Talent...

**Krayy** · 22nd September 2008, 20:02

...except for Chas from Wellington!!

What a frickin ripper. When a dancer says he's going to do Hip-hop, Michael Jackson and Jazz, I wouldn't normally bother, then he started his routine and bugger me, he was great!!

Not sure about the kiddie-fiddling moonwalk segment, but the back flips, pops, slides and jazz bits were fan-frickin-tastic. Here's hoping he makes the finals.

**Clivoris** · 22nd September 2008, 21:03

Shit man. Has the Buell rattled your brain loose? How can you even watch it?

**Krayy** · 22nd September 2008, 21:09

I be bored...bored...BORED!!!

**jrandom** · 22nd September 2008, 21:09

It's all right. Prime's put a Queen doco on now. Mine ears are soothed.

But I thought the young lady who sung Pie Iesu was just charming. The timbre of the high notes was a bit strained, but she was damn near pitch perfect. Beautiful.

I can't really remember any of the others, apart from the large crazy lady who yodelled while wearing a tent and playing a guitar.

**Tank** · 23rd September 2008, 00:04

I like watching the train wrecks as people who actually believe they have talent come to the realization that they are, indeed totally shit.

If I was a judge - Id make them cry - they are far too soft IMHO.

**Gubb** · 23rd September 2008, 07:16

I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.

**Katman** · 23rd September 2008, 08:41

Originally Posted by Gubb

I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.

I hope she's cleaned her nails and shaved this time.

**Trouser** · 23rd September 2008, 12:04

Originally Posted by Gubb

I hear Liz Shaw will be appearing any time soon.

good god no. NZ can't take any more Liz Shaw.

**Tank** · 23rd September 2008, 12:46

who the fuck is liz shaw???

**portokiwi** · 23rd September 2008, 13:00

That barman was to cocky.
it was interesting

But Freddy was much better.

**Katman** · 23rd September 2008, 13:13

Originally Posted by Tank

who the fuck is liz shaw???

Please don't make me post the link.

**Duke girl** · 23rd September 2008, 14:22

If you want to see the talent that NZ has then get yourself up to Manfeild this weekend to the Vic Clubs Actrix Winter Series Round 5 as there is going to be more talent up there than you will ever see on TV.

**Tank** · 23rd September 2008, 15:20

Originally Posted by Katman

Please don't make me post the link.

I think its only fair - post the link and to be hell with the consequences.

**Katman** · 23rd September 2008, 16:39

Originally Posted by Tank

I think its only fair - post the link and to be hell with the consequences.

This is the best I can do.

http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68542

The photos in the first post don't seem to be there anymore (thank fuck) but if you're game to read the thread right through someone else may have placed another link for them.

Not for the faint hearted though - you have been warned.

Edit: I've just read the first few pages and there's some funny shit in there.