True Racism stories - allegedly

[ajturbo]

[Gixxer]

How do you know when a Vietnamese breaks into your house?

Your homework is done,your computers upgraded, the housework is donw but your dog is missing

How do you know when a pakeha has broken into your house?

Because he is still sitting on your deck telling raciest jokes about every other non pakeha, yet still trying convince himself that he himself is not a raciest

MSTRS, that is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard on this site.

[Indiana_Jones]

I thought what MSTRS said was quite witty

-Indy

[Motu]

yeah,it was great - it's fun to laugh at other people...but very important to be able to laugh at yourself.

[MSTRS:Me]

MSTRS, that is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard on this site.

Yeah - well it's close, anyway. BUT did you laugh ?? And if not then what the fuck are you doing on a pisstake thread?

[MSTRS:Me]

Oh and Gixxer, thanks for the bad rep. Easy to see which side of the PC divide you sit on. FYI I couldn't give a fuck what someone's skin colour is, it's the attitude that decides whether I like or respect someone. back at ya.
You are quite right Motu, got to be able to laugh at ourselves too.
Rant response terminated at this point.

[PuppetMaster]

How do you know when a pakeha has broken into your house? Because he is still sitting on your deck telling raciest jokes about every other non pakeha, yet still trying convince himself that he himself is not a raiest MSTRS, that is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard on this site.

Need a tissue ?


Anyway....
When I was in high school, all I wanted was a girl with nice tits.

In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with nice tits.

[Clockwork]

MSTRS, that is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard on this site.

Gixxer, at the risk of being labeled a racist, I must admit I could relate to much of MSTRS post (piss take or not). Could you please contradict the parts of his post that caused you such offense.

This is not a wind up and I'm not interested in getting into a slanging match , I really want to hear (see) the other side of this issue.

[Indiana_Jones]

Oh and Gixxer, thanks for the bad rep. Easy to see which side of the PC divide you sit on. FYI I couldn't give a fuck what someone's skin colour is, it's the attitude that decides whether I like or respect someone. back at ya.
You are quite right Motu, got to be able to laugh at ourselves too.
Rant response terminated at this point.

Hear hear!

We British always laugh at ourselves

-Indy

[Skunk]

Hear hear!

We British always laugh at ourselves

-Indy

Along with everyone else...

[Indiana_Jones]

Alone with everyone else...

If you can't laugh, what can you do?

-Indy

[Deano]

Oh and Gixxer, thanks for the bad rep. Easy to see which side of the PC divide you sit on. FYI I couldn't give a fuck what someone's skin colour is, it's the attitude that decides whether I like or respect someone. back at ya.

Exactly.

And a bad rep for something that you didn't write but posted for a laugh ??

Get over yourself Gixxer.

[StoneChucker]

I definitely don't agree with that bad rep Gixxer. I must admit, PT or not, it is VERY true for certain groups within the culture. Whether or not "certain groups" make up the majority, I am not willing to comment.

At least in Cape Town, if there is any racial tension, they fight it out, and kill each other. None of this PETTY, whining, treaty, ambiguous, DRAWN-OUT greedy crap that happens here. Hell, I've only been here 4 years and I'm already sick of it.

Wonder how things are in Aussie? Actually, no, there's no KB there

[Sniper]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions Gixxer. But do you know what I found funny?? You have given others bad rep but not me?

I dont really care, its the fact of, Im not racist, I dont mind people of other skin, but I do mind people of the same or other skin colours that go out of their way to force a point.

BTW: Why did God give black men such big dicks??

He didnt like what he did with their hair.

[Jackrat]

I definitely don't agree with that bad rep Gixxer. I must admit, PT or not, it is VERY true for certain groups within the culture. Whether or not "certain groups" make up the majority, I am not willing to comment.

At least in Cape Town, if there is any racial tension, they fight it out, and kill each other. None of this PETTY, whining, treaty, ambiguous, DRAWN-OUT greedy crap that happens here. Hell, I've only been here 4 years and I'm already sick of it.

Wonder how things are in Aussie? Actually, no, there's no KB there

If it's so great go back there then.
Oh sorry I forgot,you already ran away from your wonderfull Capetown didn't you.
Before you take the piss out of us try to remember, we know who you are.