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    Beer tastes like fucking shite!

    Lol, help I think something is wrong with me...

    Beer tastes like dog piss to me! I'm 20 years old, and yet still, it never gets any better. I can't help but think everyone around me drinks it just to be cool because it tastes so foul!

    For years I kept getting told, it'll grow on you in no time etc etc. Nope.

    I mean, today i'd far rather pick a nice cold coke than a friggen beer! I Something must be wrong with me? I mean, you have to like beer in order to be a 'real man' don't you lol? Personally I couldn't care less but i'm interested to know...

    When did you develop the taste for beer?

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    FFS, if beer offends you so much, drink something else. The world is awash with potable beverages of every hue and potency.

    I was weaned onto beer. Mum says it contains essential trace elements and minerals. It's a veritable health food, and my Mum knows everything.
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    lol Not complaing at all! I just seem to be the only one who doesn't like it!

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    Ha that's funny - I was the same at your age.

    What you need to do is get a mortgage and a family then you find that beer is pretty much the cheapest piss around at your supermarket. You slowly get into it - maybe purchasing a six pack that lasts a few weeks. This becomes a weekly six pack.

    Tonight I purchased a 12 pack (it was on special - excellent value).


    Also there are so many different beers around now you'll find something you like. Try a dark beer (Speights Dark) or a very light one (Sol, Carona etc).


    Hmmm just typing this makes me want to crack one. But I have a 9.00pm time limit during the week.

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    My mother told me I should drink more beer to put on some weight.....

    You are lucky you weren't brought up in the '60's or '70's when beer was the only drink socially acceptable for a male.The beer was brewed by continuous fermentation and fouler than anything you could drink today.Some beers really did taste like a tom cat pissed in them...hence the term cats piss for a bad beer.Lion Red used to taste like that....and I still can't stand it.

    These days you can drink anything you like without being done over in the car park when you go home.....
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    Been drinking beer from about 13 years old. Liked the taste then, love it now lol.

    Few mates of mine didn't like it when they 1st started at 16-18, but it has grown on them.

    What type of beer you drinking etc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post

    What you need to do is get a mortgage and a family then you find that beer is pretty much the cheapest piss around at your supermarket. You slowly get into it - maybe purchasing a six pack that lasts a few weeks. This becomes a weekly six pack.

    Tonight I purchased a 12 pack (it was on special - excellent value).
    Hahaha!

    Ok, will try more of those i guess.

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    Try going to Belgium, Bavaria or the Czech Republic for a holiday. If you don't like it after that feel free to piss and moan about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    Lol, help I think something is wrong with me...

    Beer tastes like dog piss to me! I'm 20 years old, and yet still, it never gets any better. I can't help but think everyone around me drinks it just to be cool because it tastes so foul!

    For years I kept getting told, it'll grow on you in no time etc etc. Nope.

    I mean, today i'd far rather pick a nice cold coke than a friggen beer! I Something must be wrong with me? I mean, you have to like beer in order to be a 'real man' don't you lol? Personally I couldn't care less but i'm interested to know...

    When did you develop the taste for beer?
    Be careful with the Coke my boy!! it's ferk'n bad for you without a good measure of dark rum in it!!
    Try Export Gold. I'm not much of a beer drinker myself but I do manage to get through a dozen or three old the old gold in a weekend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    Beer tastes like dog piss to me!
    You're doing it wrong.
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    Can't say I enjoy it all the time, but I do really enjoy a ice cold beer on a blistering hot day after doing some physical activity... EG after a day of racing. Perfect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    When did you develop the taste for beer?
    Took me 30 years to develop the taste... well and now I have gone off it... rather drink Woodstock...

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    Mmmmm....Beer.

    The first beer I had, it was like the missing ingredient I had been looking for my entire life.

    Couple hours later I was lying in my own vomit with a busted nose and two black eyes.

    I soon found that repetition was the key and developed a talent for drinking vast amounts of the stuff and talking utter utter shit.

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    cant say that i enjoy beer either but then i do drink a lot of coke mixed with rather a lot of JDs in it instead
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    I'm in my 30s and I'm not a big fan of beer.

    Unless I've been working hard under a hot sun. In that situation a cold beer is the most marvelous thing on the earth.

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