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Thread: Get the tissues to wipe your eyes. Funny as.

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    Get the tissues to wipe your eyes. Funny as.

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    Oh my friggin goodness....that just PROVES I am merely an amateur...much that my wife would beg to differ!


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    Hahhaah, that brought back some happy memories, I was a bouncer at one of his shows back in England. Right in the line of fire, no smell in case you were wondering and I can vouch for it being totally genuine.

    That fookin talc gets everywhere though, all the yoof could tell which bouncers had been farted on.

    Enjoyed that thanx.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Hahhaah, that brought back some happy memories, I was a bouncer at one of his shows back in England. Right in the line of fire, no smell in case you were wondering and I can vouch for it being totally genuine.

    That fookin talc gets everywhere though, all the yoof could tell which bouncers had been farted on.

    Enjoyed that thanx.

    your welcome! what a laugh!!!
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    A bit dangerous with candles,must have been low octane

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    why does it remind me of disco dan lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    I was a bouncer at one of his shows back in England.
    At the Church au? I bin there!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    I recognise that voice and accent! The mask is useless - it's Boomer!
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I recognise that voice and accent! The mask is useless - it's Boomer!

    BWAHAHAHAHHA! amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    At the Church au? I bin there!
    Saw him there as well. Picked up some of the ugliest women of my life at that pub.

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    Ive been in a pretty shitty mood lately.

    The last 5 seconds of that video had me fall off my seat crying with laughter.

    I thought he followed through or something by the look on the faces of the other 2.

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    Lmao....excellent post ukbandit - certainly gets rid of the stress of a hard day at the salt mines

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Saw him there as well. Picked up some of the ugliest women of my life at that pub.
    Did love the sawdust on the floor and the fact you could just drop your cans and crush em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Ive been in a pretty shitty mood lately.

    The last 5 seconds of that video had me fall off my seat crying with laughter.

    I thought he followed through or something by the look on the faces of the other 2.
    hey mate im glad it lightened your mood! he proberbly did follow through HaHA
    got you there cs363 no need for stress man just chill glad you enjoyed
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
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